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  • Greenlite
    The worst experience ever was some guy laughs out really really loud when

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    Rorschach was killed by Doctor Manhattan in Watchmen, he totally screwed up the shock.

    The next worst thing would be someone constantly kicking the back of your couch

    Last one would be complaining about how the last audience made a mess on the floor, seconds later your gf drops the whole pile of popcorn on your lap
  • Ken J
    @Sylar, I hope you've watched that movie again later when you can really concentrate on it, it's a great movie. :-)
  • Alphonse
    @ Azza

    Dude, get a job at Manchester's AMC, you'll have your work cut out. Bunch of ignorant teenagers go there who talk all the way through. Went to see fourth kind t'other week, people were talking and laughing, phones going off etc. Boiled my blood. If you want to talk go to a mates house, or your local street corner, or a playing field. Not in a Movie theatre. Went to see Ice Age 3D at the same theatre. People sat behind us talking at the beginning, you think they'll shut up once the film starts rolling. Do they heck, they carry on, then they start pegging sweets and popcorn at people, (and me) sat in front of them. Talking on the phone, basically - not watching the film. Seems they like to pay a premium to deliberately sit in the theatre and annoy everyone. Why waste your money? Anyway, I go to the Odeon mostly, the extra 70 pence you pay usually scare most of the little scroats away and you generally have a hassle free screening. AND it has an IMAX - roll in Dec 16th, and Avatar. Bought my ticket yesterday, so stoked!
  • Sylar's Hunger Continues
    Nowhere Man, I like your style!

    For the few of you who mention how you sat in a theatre for an entire movie while some brat kicked your seat, or whoever that joker was whose friend took calls during the movie--you are more crazydriving to me than the idiots at the movies. I mean, you TOLERATE that crap. By doing so, you enable them.

    No one has mentioned overpowering cologne or perfume. That's something I really don't want to deal with.

    I went to see Frequency on my own. It came out in 2000, so cell phones were popular but not universal like they are now. Someeone received a call and actually *took it* rather than (what I would do) embarrassingly slink out to the side and talk outside the doors. But it was a dumb montage that had no audio, and I was not incredibly annoyed.

    As the movie concludes, timelines and plotlines converge. It's a rather complex culmination. But sometime near the beginning of the end sequence, this chick gets ANOTHER call. She takes it and stays in her seat, talking loudly-right?-to be heard over the movie. I was alone, so no moral support, but I turned and shouted, Hang up! I gave her about 10 seconds and I said it very loudly and insistently--it was no request, it was a command--HANG IT UP! She did, and I thought I got some non-verbal signs from others that they were grateful (sighs, murmurs). I felt incredible pride in myself for speaking up, but the adrenaline, my heartbeat, and the psychic energy it took to do that, consumed my mind for over a minute. By the time I settled down and really "heard" what was on the screen, the elements had come together and I could only know on superficial level, what had happened.

    Other than that, I've not had too many bad experiences. I'll have to remember the flashlight(s) trick!
  • Katherine
    When I went and saw the new Transformers movie, there was a man and his son who was probably about 5. Through the WHOLE movie the little boy was saying "it's Bumblebee! it's Bumblebee!" like everytime Bumblebee appeared on the screen. The first time, it was cute, by the 5th time it was annoying. And then towards the end of the movie in a really intense part where I was about start sobbing I was so into it, that little boy goes "is he dead Dad? Is he dead?" I felt like picking up my bag and hurling it at him!
  • CM
    I hate hate hate when people sit next to me when there are plenty of available seats. When I saw Rush Hour 3, a group of about 15 ROTC military teens/college kids sat directly next to me. Split up. You all dont have to sit next to each other. Reassemble after the movie.

    Another time, I saw The Dark Knight during opening weekend. I'm sitting 4 seats away from a dad and little junior that has running commentary and questions during the entire movie. Hey Dad? It's ok to tell little junior to shush. No, really it is.

    People with babies need to just get a dang babysitter. How hard is that?

    I generally go during the very early morning when I'm either there by myself or sharing a theater with senior citizens.
  • D.C.
    I noticed the baby sign, and that, unfortunately, would be my wife! It pisses me off when she insists that she takes the baby to the film! Lately, I just stay home with the kid while she goes out with the gal-pals for a movies (which is probably more annoying than having the kid along). Sorry, honey, just kidding. Seriously, guys, sorry if it was my kid that annoyed you guys in a theater. Even *I* think I should be beaten like a stupid dog!
  • Toby
    I hate when there are like 200 other free seats and people still choose to sit next to me or directly behind/in-front. Or if the people in the vincity behind you choose to stick their bare feet through into your row.

    Talking is pretty much unacceptable... ever. If it requires a conversation, then wait til later.

    And lolly wrappers! Argh. Open the bad before the movie starts, and open the top of the bag completely so you don't have to russle about.
  • Fenix
    Haha I remember throwing a drink and popcorn in the theater when I was like 16 but these days if someone did that to me I would lay someone out strate up. Especially if they hit my mom/dad. I almost wish some idiot would do that so I'd have an excuse. Cheers
  • @Azzza

    I wish we had ushers like you here in movie theaters. Heck, I wish we had ushers at ALL (we just seem to have ticket takers).

    Vic
  • Azzza
    Brilliant article.

    I work at a cinema in the UK and am forever telling people to switch their mobiles off. If you have to answer a mobile call then leave the screen completely and phone the person back.

    I don't know how it works in the US, but over here it is actually illegal for an underage child to be allowed into a certificate 15 or 18 film, whether they are a newborn or not. I have had many arguments with people over this, sometimes heated enough that I've asked security to escort them off the premises.
    We actually do a specific showing per week for parents with newborns, where the lighting is higher and the sound a little quieter.

    If I have to tell someone off for talking because I've spotted it or had a complaint I give them an official warning. If I have to speak to them again then they are ejected from the cinema.
  • 790
    I usually see new releases on the day they come out during mid-day at work...

    I get to the theatre around noon when there's nobody there and avoid all the crowd bs, get paid at the same time,,,lol!

    Its great! :-)
  • TD13
    my worst experience was when my dad and i went to see the third mummy movie opening weekend on saturday,so we go to the theater and its pretty packed and everyone in the theater is talking loudly and texting. so i thought well they are just talking now but i'm sure once the movie starts they'll shut up right, NO instead they continued texting and talking very loudly and the people behind us were kicking my dad's seat and people kept going out and coming back in and at one point this group of peaople come in and they are shouting out to people in the highest row so at that point my dad and i left, got our money back and left, and then saw an early show the next day. But here is the disturbing part,these people who were talking VERY loudly and texting, kicking my dad's seat and shouting out to each other were not little kids, were not teens, but ADULTS!!! every single person in that theater besides me was a GROWN man or woman so that is what disturbs me most is that even some adults behave worse than children at the movies i am 14 and i behave way better then every single adult in that theater. now yes i am a teen don't put me in the group that has teens as doing nothing but text during a movie and talk to their friends because i don't do any of that the only thing i may do during a movie is whisper to the person next to me about something but that is all so for me that was my worst experience
  • Ken J
    I would have chased one down and decked him, then came back into the theater and sit down as if nothing happened. Teach them a lesson that they can't always get away with it without some level of punishment, lol.
  • TD13
    one time when i went to see state of play and it started at 10:30 and about 30 min in these teens all of a sudden come in they start talking to each other and have there cell phones out and they're texting and then about ten minutes later one of them throws they're drink around me and my dad's general area splashing us and the people in the row behind us and after that they left immediately. that was only my second worst experience with the movies
  • E
    I would also say that everyone should take a shower before going to a movie.

    I went and saw LOTR opening night and it was bad enough having to sit on the very front row, but then a couple that looked like they weighed about 800 pounds combined sat next to me, sat their baby which was in a car seat on the floor, and they smelled as if they had rolled around in raw sewage all day.

    Had to hold my nose the entire movie.
  • Ken J
    I always go during a weekday and to a theater that isn't usually really packed even on the weekend, so it's practically empty during the weekdays, lol.
  • Fenix
    I agree with Andy S. It's ok to talk at a whisper because usually the movies sound effects overpower the persons voice unless its a slow moment with little or no sound. And yes if you want to avoid the annoying people go in the afternoon when its way less crowded.. hell go to a 10 o clock showing and be the only one in the theater if it bothers you that much. I mean honestly are you really going expect like 50 people to keep their mouths shut for 2 hours? It's 2009 brother get real and deal with it! A movie experience in no way shape or form is "ruined" if someone makes a few remarks during a cool scene or whatever. Goodness knows I've done it. And these days you can actually recreate a movie theater experience by getting a big plasma, subwoofer, blu ray etc. So if going to the movies is too much of a problem for them than they can invest in something like that and never attend a movie theater again.
  • Ken J
    @Andy S

    I also don't mind whispering. Yes I can still hear them if they're close, but I'm only offended if they don't even try to be quet about it. Trust me, I've been at movies with people who don't understand what's going on sometimes. I'm not going to shush them if they lean over to ask me what happened. That's just going to get me slapped and no 2nd or 3rd date or whatever, lol.
  • Matt
    "There is NEVER a moment during a movie, with exception of someone falling under physical illness, when it is necessary to talk. Never. Lights go down, lips shut for the duration of the film. End. Of. Story."

    Precisely what I was scrolling down to post. Unless there's a fire to be warned about or a heart attack occurring, there is NEVER a valid reason to talk during a film. NEVER EVER EVER.
  • Andy S
    I don't think it's that bad during a movie to lean over and WHISPER quietly to the person next to you if you missed something or to make a quick comment. I've done that plenty of times when I didn't catch something or didn't hear what the actor said. If anyone has a problem with that, they should just wait until they get to see the movie at home. You're in public, so deal with it. I don't see it as being rude unless it's at a loud tone or during the whole film.

    I still think that going to a mid-week matinee is the best way to avoid alot of these problems. I realize not everyone has a schedule that allows them to do that, but then even going on midweek evenings keeps alot of the riff raff out of the theaters.
  • Ken J
    Pants are only for outside the house. Come on Paul, what were you doing with them on in the first place??? Unless you wear tighty whities, then you need to have pants when there's company...
  • Paul Young
    @Thomas - My house my rules...next time I may not put my pants back on.
  • Ken J
    I was going to say, how do you nuke popcorn in a movie theater?? :-D
  • Ironically enough, I saw a movie with Paul yesterday and he answered the phone, unwrapped candy, nuked popcorn, had some sort of tweet thing going on laptop that sounded like babies crying. Most of which happened in the first 30 minutes of the film! Luckily we were at his house, but hey, still ironic!
  • Ken J
    It's just a regular flashlight, the only difference is that it's of high output. There are lights brighter, but this one is pretty small and has very good runtime.

    http://www.lapolicegear.com/sug2ledhiouf.html

    Not cheap though, a mini-maglite is like $15, but its output is something like 15-ish lumens (brightness) while this LED light puts out 80 lumens. The LED is shock proof as well and has a life of like 50,000 hours or some crazy thing like that so you'll really never need to replace the bulb. But yah, it's if you're willing to pay $70 for a flashlight, lol. There are others that are well in the hundreds, so this is actually relatively cheap, haha.
  • SIN187UM
    @ ken J

    Where can I get one of the lights/laser pointers in question. That was a good laugh. LOL.
  • Does this mean we should ban all DVDs of MST3k? My mother used to think the show was good for promoting that kind of behavior. Hard to convince her that wasn't the case.
  • Remember when the Star Wars Special Editions came to the theaters? Well, here's another annoyance that started then...the laser pointer and its brilliant cherry-red fairylight flitting all over Han Solo, Jabba, etc. like a PO'd TinkerBell.

    I now go to movies with a small hand mirror...this helps me look behind myself where the laser is coming from...then I find my way to a seat behind Larry Laser and snatch his pointer from behind and stomp the sucker.
  • Mandarr
    I forgot to mention that I'm bat crap crazy and take it upon myself to let the offending people know just what they're doing wrong and what they can do.
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