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John "Kahless" Taylor says:

In the game, the premise was that aliens were using human females to propagate their species and also doing genetic experiments on humans. I don’t see why they can’t keep that premise, just don’t have all the porn stuff. Arnie of the 90’s would have been perfect for this role.

Dolph Lundgren 15 years ago would have been perfect for the role.

JordanD says:

From what I can see from the max payne trailer, he isn’t staying very true to the game. The movie looks like a constantine rip-off, and I don’t remember the Max Payne game having anything to do with demons or anything supernatural.

Ken J says:

Kahless, if they don’t have Duke giving money to strippers to make them “shake it baby” it is not Duke Nukem…

JordanD says:

Agreed

Rob Keyes says:

I think one of the most important things is that the movie is rated R. If whatever studio grabs onto this and makes it pg-13, it would be a disaster.

This must be an adult action film for it to work and warrant the Duke Nukem title.

Reverend says:

Most of the famous lines from Duke Nuke’em that people know and love are references to movies like Army of Darkness.

So will they just re-use the lines anyway? Or come up with ‘new’ one-liners?

Anyone else want the Duke Nuke’em film to be Army of Darkness meets John Rambo? =)

Rev

Ken J says:

Maybe they should just have Bruce Campbell play Duke Nukem and get it over with. He’ll just need to buff up before he can utter the line: “I’ll rip off your head and %$#@ down your neck.” lol

matt says:

A Duke Nukem movie should be like commando but with aliens instead of South Americans.

John "Kahless" Taylor says:

@Ken J

Of course they have to have that; but the women don’t have to be nude, correct? We don’t need nude women, right guys? Guys? Why are you all looking at me like that? :-)

INK says:

“Of course they have to have that; but the women have to be nude, correct? We need nude women, right guys? Guys?”

Fixed.

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