SR Picks [Video]: Wolverine vs. Rorschach

Published 5 years ago by , Updated March 11th, 2009 at 7:27 pm,

wolverine rorschach SR Picks [Video]: Wolverine vs. Rorschach

A scene that’s been ingratiated into pop culture is the Mac vs PC ads, which inspired the debate: Which is truly greater (obviously skewed towards Apple)?  We don’t really care about that particular debate, however it’s inspired something so much greater:

Wolverine vs. Rorschach (or Watchmen vs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

Aligning all the conceptions that we have about the two makes for a hilarious display of each character’s flaws as well as their strengths – including the line that made me laugh non-stop: “So does that mean both of our movies combined will cause people’s skulls to cave in from sheer awesomeness?”

Anyway, check it out and envelop yourself with the, um, awesomeness.

TAGS: sr picks, the wolverine, watchmen

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  1. LMAO! That was full of awesomeness!

    Vic

  2. that was so funny, course wolvie would whoop his ass.

  3. That was good, Wolverine would take him for sure. Rorschach got a couple of good jabs in there though, ie. all three x-men movies centered around wolverine.

  4. awesome dialogue.

  5. FRAK!! It work play on this frakking computer!! FELDERCARB!!!

  6. another great piece of work from justsomerandomguy!
    What is great about his jokes is that he makes great points! All of the X-Men movies were about Wolverine! And yes, what was that with Cyclops being 86ed? Scott Summers FTW! The Alan Moore bit, genius!

    And Vic, see, Wizard called it the greatest comic! HA! :D

  7. I disagree that all the Xmen movies were about Wolverine. I think all the characters got a pretty fair shake.

  8. That was funny! Of course, Wolvie would own Rorshach but Rorshach did have a point about the PG-13 rating of a mutant killing machine.

  9. Lol, Rorschach would beat Wolverine.

    Yea yea I know, ur shocked right? Let me tell you why….

    Some say Rorschach does not have any superhuman abilities. That is b*******, and I will tell you why.
    When Rorschach was attacked by more than a hundred (100) police man with weapons, Rorschach took down more than half of them (50) with a club, and set couple of them on fire before getting arrested.

    However, Rorschach displayed superhuman strength and durability in that fight. You need to have AT THE VERY LEAST Venom’s strength to take out fifty (50) trained and armed police officers with a little club. (which Rorschach did).

    So, don’t tell me Rorschach doesn’t have superhuman strength, cauz u can’t take down 50 armed policeman without superhuman strength.

    Rorschach has also demonstrated superhuman speed. When he was surrounded by police officers, he was able to evade bullets by running. Not even a machine gun was able to get him. Again, you can’t be a normal human and be able to evade bullets. Evading bullets from machine guns is something that spiderman and venom has NO WAY of doing

    So don’t tell me Rorschach does not have super human speed, cauz Rorschach has shown the ability to dodge and outrun bullets.

    Third of all, Rorschach demonstrated super human toughness. When he was subdued by an army of policemen, more than 50 policeman were all hitting him with weapons at the same time. Yet, he suffered nothing more than some bruises, and cuts. NO BROKEN BONES.

    So don’t tell me Rorschach has the toughness of a normal human, cauz a normal human would die from one hard blow from one police officer.

    Last but not least, Rorschach has got experience. He has been fighting bloody and vicious battles for survival ever since he was an 8 year old kid. When he was 8 or 9 he beat the tar out of several teenaged gangsters who tried to harrass him.
    Rorschach tore their faces and ears apart with his teeth and shoved cigarrets down their eyes and almost killed them. THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!!! Ever since then he would beat the tar out of all the gangsters and hoodlums on the streets with no difficulty.

    Rorschach was constantly sent to prison, and there Rorschach would always prove himself to be the number 1 fighter in any jail he goes to. He has been in countless situations where he has to fight for his survival, and he has killed countless people with just his barehands.

    Also, Rorschach shows superhuman resistance to pain and other similar things.

    He was able to walk in Antartica with nothing but a t-shirt on….and yet showed no signs of coldness. That’s walking in negative 50 degrees without getting cold!! Holy s***..

    He was able to take blows from more than 50 police officers at the same time, and yet only got several bruises. Also, he cannot feel pain.

    Runschach was able to kill two gigantic german hounds with his barehands. EASILY and QUICKLY.

    SO DONT GO TELLING ME HE IS NOT SUPERHUMAN. CAUZ HE CAN DODGE BULLETS SHOT BY MACHINE GUNS, JUMP FROM ONE BUILDING TO ANOTHER, BEAT THE TAR OUT OF MORE THAN 50 (FIFTY) POLICEMEN AT THE SAME TIME, WALK IN ANTARCTICA WITH A T SHIRT ON, DOMINATE PRISON GANGSTERS, TAKE HARD HITS WITH NO SIGNS OF DANAGE, KILL GIGANTIC HOUNDS LIKE BUGS, AND HAS THE MOST EXPERIENCE EVER WHEN IT COMES TO STREET BRAWLS.

    Wolverine may have those claws, and he may have superhuman strength, but i will tell you why Rorschach wins.

    Some may argue that Wolverine could do what Rorschach did. I will talk to you about this.

    Wolverine was NOT able to avoid even one single bullet fired by that general. So, he has FAR slower movements than Rorschach.

    I repeat, WOlverine was NOT able to avoid bullets, while Rurschach was able to avoid bullets shot from MACHINE GUNS.

    If Runschach can take hits from 50 people at the same time and not suffer any damage, then he can take hits from Wolverine as well.

    I doubt Wolverine would be able to get him though, cauz if Runschach can dodge bullets, he can dodge wolverine.

    Also, one more thing, the only reason Runschach got tackled by those idiotic policemen was because there were HUNDREDS of them circling Runschach and hitting him with weapons at the same time.

    Runschach has been in far more fights than Wolverine.

    Some people argue Wolverine is more savage. WRONG. Runschach literally ATE his enemies after he beats them up. LITERALLY DRANK THEIR BLOOD. He was capable of doing that to most adults when he was just an 8 year old kid.

    In a one on one battle, Runschach would take out Wolverine. But Wolverine with Adamantium skull would beat him, because adamantium makes him indestructable.

  10. If wolverine had the strength of like spiderman or something no one would be able to beat him.

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