Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web. Today you’ll find everything wrong with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; was Zack Snyder right about Watchmen; an honest trailer for Mario Kart; and Die Hard with pugs. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

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THE WORLD IS A LIE – NPC episode 1

Mike’s a regular guy who just watched the girl of his dreams get turned into a bloody smear on the wall. Now he’s figuring out he’s a non-playable character in an open world video game and his roommates don’t believe him.

MARIO KART (Honest Game Trailers)

If the gaming industry has a Super Star, then it is none other than Mario himself; and, Nintendo milks this lovable celebrity for all he is worth. You’ve seen this beloved childhood icon do nearly everything except his actual job, now see him drive a go kart like no other.

Cereal – The Movie (Official Trailer)

The worlds greatest cereal mascots must team up to take down a psychotic health nut.

Die Hard With Pugs

Pug Willis stars in Die Hard.

Lie Witness News – SXSW Edition

People who come to music festivals pride themselves on knowing who the new acts are even if they don’t actually know who the new acts are. So we sent a camera crew into the streets of Austin to ask SXSW attendees about bands that do not exist. We made them all up, but that didn’t stop people from telling us how much they like them in a special South By Southwest edition of Lie Witness News.

Everything Wrong With The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Well, you’ve been asking for it, and it was basically the biggest box office movie of last year, so fine… here are all the sins we found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.

AARON PAUL plays Cards Against Humanity: Need For Speed

Nerdist’s Brian Walton sat down with Need For Speed‘s Aaron Paul to talk about the movie and play a little Cards Against Humanity.

30 Gloriously Defaced Movie Posters

Riding the gritty subways of New York City makes one accustomed to bombardment by ad after glossy ad for movies. It isn’t long before a little ball of rage begins to form that makes you want to retaliate against the next beautiful smiling face you see glaring at you… but invariably you see that some high schooler with a Sharpie has done it for you. Yes, ever since the first caveman put berry goop to cave wall there’s been a snarky guy waiting until no one’s looking to draw a penis on it. Check out 30 sterling examples of defaced movie poster art in film.com’s gallery.

Dramatic Turn and Read with Julianna Margulies

Jimmy and Julianna take turns delivering ridiculous lines after declaring “that very well may be, but” in dramatic fashion.

Was Zack Snyder Right About Watchmen? – Cinefix Now

Some new gossip has surfaced about Zack Snyder, Terry Gilliam, and who should have made Watchmen. Superhero Week continues on CineFix!

Spooky Detective

What happens when a detective is so good, he’s just kind of…spooky?

Nightwing: The Series Teaser (2014)

That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

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