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roger says:

so wtf? it’s a horror movie, not gone with the wind…

Gary says:

Ah Well,
maybe the new Nightmare on Elm Street will be worth waching.
thanks for the review Kofi.

Jason says:

Maximum really hort, short short version: It sucked.

Foopher says:

Kofi,
So would you say it was worth seeing?

jwalka says:

a quick question: how many kills are there in total and are they as brutal as the first ?
that’s basically why i like all the old slashers and their remakes, the horrific kills.
i think it wont be as bad as people have speculated it to be.all i hope for is that it isnt as poorly set up like friday the 13th *shudders at the terrible choreography *

urb says:

OK…as a superfan of all the early carpenter, Craven, Argento, Jackson, Romero and Fulci films (and a big fan of Sean Cunnighams’ Friday the 13th) i honestly didnt think the remake of Halloween was that bad. i treated like a stand alone film like you must do these days as a horror movie first fan. I enjoyed Snyder’s remake of Dawn of the Dead (the original is my all time favorite btw), and lets be real…Carpenter’s the Thing remake is probably the best horror/sci fi movie ever (yes even better than Alien and Aliens). Anyway, i hate remakes more than most, especially over the last 7 years, but If you watch Rob Zombie’s films he’s more about the visceral horror (and humor) of cult classics. Yes his first Halloween couldn’t beat Carpenter’s but i bet you its better than Halloween 2, 3, 4, 5, and o yes Paul Rudd’s starring role Halloween 666. I love the lore and all, but Zombie wanted to bring a life to Myers and a contemporary thought process to the horror and violence that the serial/supernatural killer that is Michael Myers. Mind you ive loathed pretty much all but two remakes of the last 10 years and there have been almost 60 of my favorite movies remade

790 says:

After reading your review, I don’t see how this warrents a 3 out of 5.

Sounds like a 1 out of 5.

urb says:

cut off my thought…short handed…I enjoyed the first for what it was and all of Zombie’s movies…Homages to classics which are fun visceral horror/comedies

Kofi Outlaw says:

@790

It’s an ambitious horror film that tries to do something original and falls short. It gets a lot of points for the attempt. If it was a by-the-numbers horror flick that fell short, it would get a 1. It’s surprisingly strong in a lot of parts.

790 says:

I guess I’m biased on these glorified murder films.
Snuff films or “horror slasher films” throw off the scale for me,,,

I do see what your saying but I could never give this a 3. But your review was good and I understand your pov. I only hope Zombie moves on to something more original.

Doug Berry says:

I’ll watch it.

Pat says:

I thought this was the worst movies I’ve seen all summer. The beginning was good with the hospital scenes, but then it just went downhill from there. All the killing sequences were just like every other horror movies has become…..gruesome and no scare factor at all. The original Halloween still to this day, 30 years later, scares the daylights out of me. Horror movies of today are just how much blood can we show the audience and how disgusting can we get. Dr. Loomis wasn’t even necessary in this movie. All he did was promote his book, blah blah blah. Rob Zombie, awesome writer/director and the first one was fantastic. This one was a giant pile of suck.

Gasmask says:

I absolutely loved this flick. I am a 30 year old who grew up on the horror genre. That being said somewhere around the late 90’s the horor genre died, and outside of a few flashes in the pan, and the occasional Rob Zombie flick I have been less than interested. This review basically falls short not becuase of lack of effort, but because of YOUR subpar critical thinking skills. Zombie made an amazing film. I mean look at it like this, some dudes comments actually said he loved the Friday the 13th remake? That’s what horror is up against. Trust me that Friday the 13th remake isn’t fit to get Rob Zombie a cup of coffee!

John "Kahless" Taylor says:

I guess most critics have subpar thinking skills because hardly any critic liked this.

Zibe says:

the fact that people actually think that this fillm is any good what so ever makes me sick. The ideas explained are decent. A good horror movie is like a roller coaster ride where you get excitement from the adrenaline rush of being scared. This movie is not meant to scare you, it is meant to disgust and disturb you. If that envokes the same adrenal response in you that is previously mentioned, then seek out professional help. This is meant to desensitize the masses, and movies like this are what caused exponential downgrade in horror movies in the last two decades.

Kofi Outlaw says:

Guys I’m going to go 2.5 on this. Some felt 3 was too high, I felt the film lands right in the middle of the good/bad divide so 1/2 of 5 = 2.5 end of story.

Adrian says:

Anyone seen that used video, blood on my hands? kind of reminds me of the movie in a bloody, gory kind of way hahaha. check it out on their myspace: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=61130701

Rachel says:

This Movie was Amazing.Rob Zombies does it again with another Fantastic Movie I loved House of 1000 Corpes I love how hes so Creative in his work and his Music,ROB YOUR NUMBER ONE IN MY BOOK.Keep up the good Work.

nixnux26 says:

Well… the film did it’s job for me. There is at least one little blond white girl scared tonight. Shoot…

Sammyslightsclub says:

Most critics are assholes…….Nuff said. This movie was too psychological for you genre loving drones. Rob Zombie a film that was horrifying because it disturbed you. I feel like no one here got it….

Maceone says:

Well I thought it would be a good date movie…Wrong!!..My wife looked at me during the first “van murder” scene, like she wanted to punch me in the eye LOL. As far as rating it- I only want to score it at a 2 or 3 because of the brutal kills. The story was kinda cheesy with the spectre and young version of Michael, but hey I didn’t expect to go see a love story or shoot’em up bang bang movie. You have to admit- this is what we all wanted to see anyway. I used to say “if I saw michael coming to get me I’d run my ass off”. With this film I now understand why some of those horror movie chciks fall while running. Michael definately instills fear in ur azz, enough to make your legs quiver. Especially if you just witnessed him murdering someone in person only to realize he saw you see him do it and you might be next. So leqve Rob Zombie alone. Great slasher film

jwalka says:

Pat have you even been to the movies this summer ? or at all this year ? there is by far way worse movies then this,
one thing i like about Rob Zombie is that he really gets peoples emotions involved as in he creates the mood of the scene, making the viewer think bloddy hell stop slashing them already etc, apart from that he doesnt have that much character development skills.
he should have stopped at the first one becuase that was more like an origin movie much like the texas chainsaw massacre: the begining or hannibal rising no need for another remake

eric says:

I thought the visuals were pretty impactful.
The violence was extraordinarily brutal.

That is about where the good ends.. and the bad begins.

the plot was not strong.

The entire horse, and angelic mother theme was over-the-top.

The dialogue was forced at times.

I DO think the final 60 seconds of the movie was by far the best of the entire movie.

Just the ending was worth the price… at least the matinee price.

Mike E. says:

a quick comment: “perverted by the violence and hurt she cannot exercise”… is something stopping her from getting to the gym?
I think you may have meant “exorcise”. :)

Congratulations, this entire article was an immense pleasure to read, and fairly well-balanced to boot! A true pleasure. Thank-you.

@Mike E.

Damn… we try hard but you seem to be our resident proofreader. :)

Vic

Saw Halloween II in theaters, and I must say I was highly disappointed. You can tell by my profile that I am a bit of a Halloween buff considering I work for a Halloween Costume Website. The first of these retellings was excellent. It added new depth to characters that were lacking in portrayal and took new turns into unexplored territories of the franchise. This newest installment did nothing of the sort.

I felt the original gave the appearance that the film was set in the 70s and then perhaps the 80s, however in this they have cell phones, make references to Fergie, there are new cars, etc. Also, they give no explanation as to how Michael miraculously survives multiple .357 (a gun designed to destroy tissue and organs) gunshot wounds.

Also, it’s indicated that Michael was only grazed by the round Laurie fired into his face at point blank range. However, there is quite a lot of arterial spray for a simple graze. Not to mention, even though Michael is supposed to be this behemoth monster, the pain would be so immeasurable that he would not have made it ten feet. Then of course, there was the portrayal of Michael. After his mother died he never speaks in the slightest. He takes several extremely damaging blows and doesn’t so much as whimper. I would have no problem with this but for the most part when he kills someone he grunts like a caveman, something he did not do in the first. I understand that I am referencing the first installment of the retelling quite a bit, but I feel that if you’re going to make a sequel that follows nearly directly after the first, then you should at least stick to your character designs and plot concepts. Now, for the final nail in this coffin, Sherri Moon Zombie appears quite a bit in the movie as a ghost. I don’t really consider this a spoiler, so I didn’t mark it as such. The real reason she is in the movie, is because she loves attention and I don’t think Rob zombie could deal with the fact of making a movie that didn’t involve his wife in some way. Her ghostly appearances would have been freaky and weird, if she wasn’t in every other scene, looking ridiculous and rattling off her dialog in the poorest manner.

Also, why is the child version of Michael a ghost with his mother? Last I checked he wasn’t dead, he just grew up. I would accept that when Michael put on the mask it represented a fracture in his psyche, but the boy version of Michael is wearing a mask as well. So if Zombie was trying to achieve that point, he simply made it redundant.

I only give this movie a 2/5 because the gore was quite good. But if you’re looking for something more than that, or perhaps you hope that this movie will broaden the characters more-so than the first, I suggest you look elsewhere. Reluctantly 2/5. (Also, fun fact, a third is already slated and is going to be in 3D. The best part: Rob Zombie isn’t directing it.)

-Halloween Costume Kayla
http://www.halloweencostumesale.com

Ive been a fan of the Halloween franchise through good and bad. I actually saw Halloween 2 in a theater back in 1981. Thought Halloween(1978), Halloween 2(1981) were the best (also enjoy Halloween 4 and H20) but this latest film from Rob Zombie was just awful. I hated what he did to the characters and the film has no scares or suspense at all. Also Scout Taylor Compton who plays Laurie Strode is one of the worst actresses Ive ever seen. As a long time fan of the franchise I was insulted at Zombies approach.The crowd I saw the film with Booed at the end as just about everyone in the theater seemed to have hated it.
My review- http://blog.entertainmenttodayandbeyond.com/2009/08/30/halloween-2-2009-review/

chuck

P.E. says:

The Long And Short Of It:

Like every Rob Zombie film, I felt it to be over wrought with every single thing he has learned about filmmaking, i.e. using every single camera angle, sound effect, special effect, blood pack available, etc. Halloween 2 and his remake of the original are simply, not scary. At all! Simplicity is the key here. Minimize the locations. Keep it relatable. One house. A hospital. Someplace anyone (you!) could be. Both films are a mess.

tracy says:

I just seen the new halloween movie in a theater and it sucked.I went straight home and put on the original to cheer me up.It was an insult to carpenters version.Michael myers looked like a bag lady all he needed was a shopping cart.DR Lomis who is always the hero,was seen as the bad guy and what was the deal with michaels dead mother following him around everywhere wlth a stupid white horse,like she was his sidekick.The whole movie was just plain stupid,there was no theme music until the credits and what zombie lacked in the scare factor he tried to make up for with disturbance.Instead of being on the edge of your seat wracked with fear the movie justs puts you off your popcorn.Zombie butchered a classic and i cringe at the thought of another remake attempt.Leave this movie alone you cant improve on perfection.Carpentor you rock

Pat says:

Tracy, I couldn’t have said it better myself! You rock!

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