Every Green Lantern fan knows that their iconic emerald rings can create almost anything, limited only by the imagination of the being who wears it. So nobody should be surprised that Lobo, one of DC's most depraved killers, would use his Lantern ring to create the most NSFW weapon in history.
For anyone who actually knows the Green Lantern mythology, or the powers of Lobo the Czarnian, the idea that the cosmic biker would actually earn a ring seems outrageous. Sure, the fact that he is effectively impossible to kill means he has nothing to be afraid of. But if Superman isn't worthy of a Lantern ring, then what terrible circumstances would lead to Lobo being deemed a suitable recruit by the Guardians of the Universe? The answer to that question is delivered in DC's dystopic Injustice universe, where Lobo's imagination results in the exact kind of construct his fans would expect. In the process turning a seemingly unwinnable fight into a resounding victory... and proving his weapon is, in fact, bigger.
The unexpected story arrives in the pages of Injustice 2, the sequel series from Daniel Sampere, Juan Albarran, Rex Lokus, and written by the master of comic sequences 'DC editorial would never in a million years approve,' Tom Taylor. A series that saw the Green Lanterns become so desperate, they entrusted one of the galaxy's most juvenile minds with its most limitless weapon. Limitless, but when given to Lobo, hilariously predictable.
While the Injustice series is most well-known for the nightmare version of Superman who dominates planet Earth, this particular story centers on the leader of the Red Lanterns, Atrocitus, and his own nightmare opponent. The Red Lanterns spend most of the series on the offensive, creating a gigantic, rage-fueled Starro with plans to dominate Earth and the rest of the galaxy. That means going through the Green Lanterns first, and as evidence of just how dire the situation actually is, it is Salaak -- the stuffiest of Lanterns -- who basically asks Lobo to wear a ring for their side. Issue #62 ends with the simple tease that "Lobo Shouldn't Have a Power Ring," and the follow-up issue shows exactly why.
Entering the fray by kicking Dex-Starr, the most adorable Red Lantern off into the cosmos, Lobo sets his sights on Atrocitus. As context to explain what transpires next, the previous meeting between the two lasted only a brief moment, before Lobo realized his bottom half had been sliced clean off, bike included. Since some of Lobo's favorite parts were below his waist, he gets his payback against Atrocitus in fitting fashion. Using his ring to conjure up the most humiliating blunt instrument to penetrate Atrocitus's shield that he can imagine...
It's hard to know whether Hal Jordan is shocked or impressed to see Lobo use his Green Lantern ring to create a gigantic space penis, but there is no arguing with the results (and remember, this is the legendary Lantern who favors a gigantic boxing glove as his signature attack). But Guy Gardner is clearly a fan, even if the limitations of what's actually permissible in a DC Comic mean the exact appearance of Lobo's contruct must remain a blurred mystery. And controversial or crude as his arsenal of imaginary appendages may be, there is no denying they are "educational, but possibly mentally scarring."
Sadly, fans of the Lanterns are still waiting to see Lobo answer his censor-baiting calling as an officer in the main DC continuity. But considering how many Lanterns have been lost without such memorable moments to punctuate their legacy, Lobo doesn't really need another shot at Green Lantern immortality. There's a reason he's called 'The Main Man,' after all.