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the old man says:

Here you go, I’ll start us off :

The What would they say if this was on Mystery Science Theater Game.

The preview is just beginning and our gang are taking their seats..

They shut it down? Yes. For What? For us:Mike says- We’re going to Taco Bell!

Don’t be afraid! Afraid Of What?: Crowe says- My new Thigh master blaster!

However it’s path was recalculated: Mike says- And the pizza arrives late again!

Did you feel that? Feel what? : Tom says- THe sucking sound around this movie. Doctor Benson says- I feel it! Crowe says- Me Too!
Mike and Tom immediately shush Crowe.

This is the most important discovery in the history of mankind! : Mike says- The Whopper they all chime in singing- have it yourr waay have it your way.

What were you before you were human? : Mike says- A feather and Crowe says- a bird and Tom says,- a statue!

Are you aware of an imminent: Mike says- a myocardial infarction?

Any other undertakers?

michael says:

they are changing the story too much, it seems like one of those crappy SNL movies that really dont follow the original so its not as entertaining

BRAVEHEART says:

I am looking forward to this movie as I adore the classic.Remakes never capyure the beauty of the classic version…think King Kong…a good film..but no-where near the 1933 classic for atmosphere and terror…Kong is supposed to terrify you…but somehow we grow to love him by the end…the recent one saw him as a big teddy-bear.
War of the Worlds was another remake…big stars…big director..big budget…but did not scare us like the old one.
I wish they would re-release origeonal classic movies every few years and let us see ‘em on the big screen again…bet you they’d still kick-ass to a whole new audience.

Rob Keyes says:

Maybe they should make some rule to include the word ‘remake’ in the title of these types of movies, lol.

the old man says:

@Rob: Any outside enforcement would just produce cries of foul and restraint of trade from the studios. Of course if forced, it would become another source of confusion added to the rating system. Tacking “O” for original “R” for remake and “S” for sequel. “GO,” “GR,” or “RS” and “RR,” after a time will get new audiences wondering if a movie is rated double “R,”is worse than a rating of just R and factor in NC-17RS or worse PGRS a remakes of a sequel.. Of course extending the standard to TV and you’ll get people wondering about words like “MARS” and what that means compared to “SMARS” or “MASRS.” ;-)

Rob Keyes says:

haha, the old man

you really put a lot of thought into this ;)

the old man says:

Not really. You should see my anti- Talifan “Dragonball” Poetry I whipped up yesterday. :-D

karen beasley says:

Gang.. why don’t you just all relax and grab some popcorn and a coke and see what the big sceen brings. Way too cerebral on this one and if you all love movies , park you brain in you back pocket and enjoy or hate but see for yourselves.

@karen

If a studio takes it upon itself to remake a beloved classic it needs to be taken seriously IMHO.

Vic

the old man says:

So Karen you just want bread and circuses and that will keep you docile? Hum how Roman. :(
Art should lift us up sometimes and Science Fiction is a favorite of mine. Nothing personal, I just hate when they dumb it down.

lazerface says:

i wanna know why the hell is clattu destroying half the frigg’n world.
he didn’t do that in the original

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