Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web. Today you’ll find how Michael Bay left the stage at CES 2014 in Vegas and how he SHOULD have left it; the 71st Golden Globes In 90 Seconds; what makes Citizen Kane so special; and the Houston Rockets’ mascot pulling a prank on their players. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler 2014 Golden Globes Awards opening monologue

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler opened the show with a classically funny opening monologue, where of course, celebrities across the board were made fun of by the comedic team. Making fun of Tam Honks, I mean Tom Hanks, along with Matt Damon, George Clooney, and so many other industry elite, was hilarious … and everyone seemed to have a great sense of humor about each joke.

The 71st Golden Globes In 90 Seconds

The best wins and gaffes from the drunk Oscars, compressed into the amount of time it takes to heat up last night’s Chinese takeout.

What Makes Citizen Kane So Special?

The following is an article from the book Uncle John’s Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader.

Houston Rockets’ Mascot Scaring Players Prank

NEXT PAGE: Epic Marvel Robots

Guy Dances Across China in 100 Days

My name is Jake Gaba, and I spent about 3 and a half months (100 days) in China studying Mandarin on a Dartmouth College study abroad program, and this is my way of cataloging my journey. Enjoy!

Downton Abbey Recap By Red Fang

Epic Marvel Robots


Top 10 TV Replacement Characters

Sometimes, change is a good thing. Join WatchMojo.com as they count down their picks for the top 10 TV replacement characters.

NEXT PAGE: Michael Bay Flees the Stage

How Michael Bay left the stage at CES 2014 in Vegas

How Michael Bay should have left the stage

10 of Sci-Fi’s Most Memorable Humans With Programmable Brains

Check out Wired for the full gallery.

Jabba The Hutt Cake

Made by Sweet Startt’s.

Best Of .GIFs With Sound – 2013

Animated GIFs with the perfect sound clip equals a great mashup.


That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

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