Comments on: New G.I. Joe Trailer = Transformers Minus Giant Robots

By: ‘G.I. Joe’ Early Reviews & Awesome Viral Video - Screen Rant

‘G.I. Joe’ Early Reviews & Awesome Viral Video - Screen Rant — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:44:15 +0000

[...] thing there is NO debate about is this new G.I. Joe viral video, which features one brave Joe in an accelerator suit hopping on a skateboard for some extreme half-pipe action! It’s pretty [...]

By: G.I. Joe Mystery Revealed: Cobra Commander’s New Look - Screen Rant

G.I. Joe Mystery Revealed: Cobra Commander’s New Look - Screen Rant — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:54:13 +0000

[...] has been talking about how bad they think the humor will be, how lame the action looks and those damn accelerator suits really have people’s knickers in [...]

By: Davrock

Davrock — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:50:28 +0000

I was a fan of gi joe when i younger, When i heard about this, i was so excited, but to me it just doesnt look like gi joe, im still going to see it, and hopefully im wrong

By: Jeanette

Jeanette — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:11:56 +0000

This looks stupid. I can’t believe people make this kind of crap and expect it to be good. Who where they making this for anyway? Definitely not the fans that grew up with G.I. Joe. Load of garbage.

By: tasouli

tasouli — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:35:33 +0000

MONUMENTAL DISASTER…I just cant believe that Dennis Quaid agreed to do this…the movie looks liek a joke, they even casted Marlon Wayans, this is going to flpo as only nerds and very few children will go see it

By: John "Kahless" Taylor

John "Kahless" Taylor — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:04:22 +0000

I don’t know, this doesn’t look all that bad to me. Was the trailer suppose to stop at Wayans falling out of the van? I just thought it seemed to end abruptly. Anyway, I’m going to see Transformers and I know it will have idiotic humor, so I’m seeing this thinking it will have some idiotic humor but less than Transformers.

By: INK

INK — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:23:51 +0000

I must be entertained … that is all.

By: bigDOG

bigDOG — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:38:06 +0000

I’m still going to see it, if it’s cheesy then I’ll laugh at them for being retarded, and if it has good action I’ll dig it, it’s just a movie, one bad one among a dozens good ones is no big deal.

By: Ken J

Ken J — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:32:35 +0000

“Very valid point Ken.”

Yes I know Daniel, you guys gotta get to terms with reality here…

By: Daniel F

Daniel F — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:06:43 +0000

Very valid point Ken.

By: Daniel F

Daniel F — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:06:25 +0000

It was more than one little joke. Also the joke wasn’t light hearted it was filled with ill intentions. They are trying to slowly kill off your brain cells.

Also to be fair most people knew the film was gonna suck long before we got this trailer.

There is gonna be a GI Joe film – My thoughts that’s not gonna be very good.

Who’s directing it? – Oh that’s gonna be really bad

What A waynes brother is in it ? – That’s gonna be horrible

This trailer – A major contender for worst film of the year.

By: Ken J

Ken J — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:59:27 +0000

And you’ve got to realize that cats can jump over 3 times their own height. Impressive, I know…

By: jpduval8

jpduval8 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:53:42 +0000

And you’ve got to realize Daniel its a 1 minute trailer. 1 little light-hearted joke and you guys say “Ugh it da movie’s gonna be horrible”. Grow a pair of balls and quit whining because they are trying to bring G.I. Joe into the 21st century. ITS NOT 1986 ANYMORE.

By: Daniel F

Daniel F — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:14:43 +0000

Yea and you gotta realize foopher that you can’t put in those goofy parts and think your film is gonna be good.

By: Foopher

Foopher — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:48:51 +0000

You’ve got realize that it’s not going to be all 30-40 year old men watching this movie. There’s going to be little kids with their dads. They need some of that “dumb assed” humor in there.

You can’t make a movie based on children’s toys and not have some goofy parts

By: Panda

Panda — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:13:48 +0000

Longshanks -
I’ve said the same thing about this movie… Sommers + Cheesy Movie = Who’s Suprised?

…and big shocker – it was Marlon Wayans with the goofy ‘fall out of the truck with the million dollar suit gag.’ At least I think it was…

Why do writers still feel the need to have the secret ops “they don’t exist” line in these movies? Does it really have any impact on an audience any more? Is this a Delta Force remake? Why not make GI Joe like it was in the old series (and comics if I remember right)? Their existence wasn’t a secret, Cobra was known and feared.

By: Longshanks

Longshanks — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:47:11 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks it a little bit weak that the only character that they haven’t shown in any of the trailers is Cobra Commander?

I would think with the subtitle of the film,The Rise Of Cobra(which I think is completely unnecessary) they would at least show Cobra Commander.Outside of Baroness,I really don’t like the casting for the main villains.While I like Eccolson,I just don’t get the feeling of Destro from him.

Anyway,I don’t know why anyone could actually be surprised of the apparent tone of this movie.It’s from the director of The Mummy,and that should say it all.

By: Daniel F

Daniel F — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:24:35 +0000

I couldn’t stand any of the mummy films which sucks because as a comedic actor I like Brandon Fraiser. Even out of movies the character he had on Scrubs and every episode he was in on that show was an instant classic not only with each episodes comedy, but his episodes were the most dramatic ones.

By: Bencherstyle

Bencherstyle — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:15:52 +0000

woah woah, mummy 1 and 2 was great! ( i didnt even see 3 btw. i knew it sucked)

i mean, when i was a little kild, i think around 6-7 i went to watch mummy 2 in theatres, and now i watch it on DVD every half-year or so…. i mean this movie is terrible, but mummy had great char development

By: Daniel F

Daniel F — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:47:48 +0000

Fenix I actually kind of dug Van Helsing, but this just looks horrible. Transformers looks better than this. I’m not surprised it looks bad I mean it is GI Joe, but still I thought they would make a terrible movie and at least pretend like they were trying something serious. The Trailer seems as if they know they made a crap movie and are hyping up that fact.