In just a few weeks, the testosterone fest known as The Expendables hits theaters in a screen-rattling, action-packed, explosive extravaganza. I desperately want this movie to be as good as the trailers and clips have hinted at so far because if it isn’t, then it means that all the male action stars that I admired and enjoyed watching as a young kid and teenager have truly gone the way of the dodo. If that turns out to be the case, then action movie fans will have to muddle through brief glimpses of theatrical enjoyment from the likes of Gerard Butler.
I don’t think it’s likely to happen, but what if… just WHAT IF, The Expendables fails to impress both casual movie audiences and action fans alike? What do we do then? Will action movie fans have to settle for new action heroes like Gerard Butler whose films range from the over-the-top action film 300 to the ridiculously inept rom-com The Bounty Hunter?
NO! I’ll tell you what we do – we turn to the action ladies of cinema and let them loose on some bad guys! Sometimes we tend to forget that there have been a long line of major butt-kicking ladies who not only get the job done, but do it looking sexy as hell. Jane Fonda in Barbarella, Uma Thurman in Kill Bill 1 & 2, Rhona Mitra in Doomsday and Underworld 3 – all these women knew how to whoop some major rear while still being completely feminine.
We at Screen Rant thought: “Who would we pick to be on our all female ‘Expendables’ team?” and let me tell you, I think we came up with a fantastic list. There may not be some of the newer action lady stars like Rosario Dawson (Death Proof), Zoe Bell (Whip It!), Emilie Ullerup (Sanctuary), Summer Glau (Firefly) or Eliza Dushku (Dollhouse) – but only because we wanted to find appropriate (age, popularity, etc.) counterparts to the male actors in The Expendables.
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Sigourney Weaver / Sylvester Stallone
When picking a leader for our all-female team there wasn’t any choice other than the woman that epitomized female bad-assery in the 70s, 80, and 90s: The Alien-fighting Ellen Ripley. Even though she’s done all sorts of genres and a slew of other films (including most recently Avatar), Weaver remains the top choice to command an estrogen-heavy commando team.
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Milla Jovovich / Jason Statham
To call Milla Jovovich an up-and-coming female action star would be a gross misrepresentation of her career. Starting with The Fifth Element and moving on to the highly successful Resident Evil franchise, Jovovich has proven herself to be a solid and entertaining butt-kicking actress for quite a long time. Nobody I know would question her ability to be Weaver’s right-hand woman. I could easily see her and Weaver being long time friends in a movie.
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Michelle Yeoh / Jet Li
When looking to replace one of the top martial arts males in the film industry, we didn’t have to look any further than the beautiful Michelle Yeoh. Like Li, Yeoh’s martial arts film experience started back in the 80s with the Hong Kong action films Supercop and Police Story 3 and quickly moved on to be the go-to lady for female martial arts roles. She became an American favorite in the epic Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and once again proved her acting/action prowess in Tomorrow Never Dies and The Mummy 3. Interesting side note, Yeoh was the lady training with the cobra in the recent Karate Kid remake.
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Cynthia Rothrock / Dolph Lundgren
If you’re talking about 80s female action stars then you absolutely have to include the beautiful Cynthia Rothrock. 80s action film fans will remember her most from the films Jungle Heat, Rapid Fire, Martial Law and her best known role Lady Dragon. In real life, Rothrock is a true badass and holds six black belts in multiple forms of various martial arts. Just like Lundgren, Rothrock continued to make movies after her heyday but she just never got the attention she deserved due to the changing tastes of fickle movie-going audiences. Still, it would be quite a sight to see her fight Michelle Yeoh in a modern setting.
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Vivica A. Fox / Terry Crews
Originally I had picked Zoe Saldana (The Losers) for this role but she’s just way too young to properly replace Crews. Instead, I turned to the “Copperhead” from Kill Bill Vol. 1: Vivica Fox, and then my choice was settled. Fox has the same ability as Crews to be both a badass and a comedian at the same time. It’s true that she hasn’t been known for her over-the-top action-heavy films but that doesn’t take away from the fact that she is beautiful, sexy and potentially deadly.
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Lucy Lawless / Mickey Rourke
This decision is really self-explanatory but I’m going to talk about it anyway. There are only a handful of female action characters that people know by name and probably the most well known is Xena: Warrior Princess. Lawless quickly showed that a tall beautiful woman was just as strong and capable of fighting as any male counterpart. Just when fans thought she was done, Lawless moved on to Battlestar Galactica and proved that she still had the action chops to hang with the big boys.
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Michelle Rodriguez / Randy Couture
Michelle Rodriguez may not have the true fighting experience of Couture but she more than makes up for it in terms of action films. In just about every action film she has appeared in she is a shining example of a strong female character. The Fast and the Furious, S.W.A.T., BloodRayne and Avatar are great examples of her ability to act tough and kick all sorts of butt.
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Angelina Jolie / Steve Austin
Few would argue that the sexy Angelina Jolie doesn’t belong on this list and it’s with good reason that we place her on here as well. She’s a strong actress with a decent staple of actions films under her belt including Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Beowulf, Wanted and the role she is most well known for Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Even in the upcoming action film Salt, she looks like she belongs in an action role.
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Linda Hamilton / Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis has a very limited role in The Expendables but his face and action films are very well known – and the same thing is true for Linda Hamilton. Her role as Sarah Connor in The Terminator forever solidified her persona as a female badass. If anyone wants to argue that point then I encourage you to watch Terminator 2: Judgment Day as she pumps a shotgun with one arm and blows the hell out of a T-1000.
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Brigitte Nielsen / Arnold Schwarzenegger
Who better to represent one of the best known action film stars of all time than the woman that fought alongside both Schwarzenegger and Stallone in the 80s? She played Red Sonja in both Conan and her own movie and also played Ingrid in Stallone’s Cobra. She sort of lost her way in the lesbian-laced Chained Heat II, found her soul mate on VH-1’s the Flavor of Love and rounded out her trifecta of oddness by having plastic surgery on a German reality show. Still, she deserves a spot on our list just for her original action role as Red Sonja.
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Pam Grier / Eric Roberts
What Expendables list would be complete without a bad guy? Eric Roberts has played his share of bad guys throughout his long film career – and he did it not only with great martial arts action but some fair acting chops as well. Trying to replace him is a tough order but I think Pam Grier is up to the challenge. She’s best known for her roles in Foxy Brown and Jackie Brown but she also played a badass woman in Women in Cages and Above the Law. Grier would make a great antagonist for our female Expendables.
Those are our choices for an all-female Expendables crew. Regardless of what you might think of the choices, you have to agree that if done right, a movie in this vein would be absolutely phenomenal to watch on the big screen. In fact I can see this being the story line for The Expendables 2 – and in The Expendables 3 both teams come together to whoops ass side-by-side. (Side note: Lionsgate, just make the check out to Screen Rant, LLC.) 
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Who would you add to our list and who would take out?
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SO MOST OF US CAN AGREE THE WEBSITE LIST OF FEMALES IS PRETTY SILLY, RIGHT?
Most women cast in a film like this would probably have to have some kind of real life talent, or real life mean-streak to be a member.
Gone are the women who live for the red carpet walk. Gone are the women who need wire-work to make their stunts look good, or those who kick but for the sake of striking a pose.
Here’s my question. How do you get all these women together for a plot that isn’t silly, without sexualizing them? I (personally) would like to adorn the characters for the merit of what they do, before how they look or what they wear. Sure, they are women, so there is going to be sexual interest anyway. But those who can take pain as well as dish it out in a triumphat comeback, is hot.
I’ll post some ideas soon. What do you got?
for those that want to put women down as not being able to kick butt in a REAL fight,i think we should bring in some women martial artists,policewomen,etc to see if they can kick your butt.i bet they could!!!!
That was a dumb response that resolved nothing
Fun list here. I’d only substitute GINA CARANO for Michelle Rodriguez on here. Why? Because like Couture she is also a MMA fighter with a budding acting career.
Have u seen ginas new movie trailer for haywire? It looks pretty stupid.
Gina could pull off action movies, unfortunately her first looks pretty bad
Can’t believe some of the comments on this article! I mean some get it then totally blow it away with their own perceptions.
“only because we wanted to find appropriate (age, popularity, etc.) counterparts to the male actors in The Expendables.”
That statement says it all, and they even say why UMA THURMAN, RHONA MITRA, and the likes are not on the list. Kate beckinsale over Angelina!?!?!? or pretty much anyone that people have said needs to replace her have all been absurd. No producer or director would drop angelina for kate, kate isn’t a household name which is what the expendables cast is full of and indeed that this list tries to promote.
Take a survey of female action stars and pretty sure actors listed here would be the top 10.
If the expendables went after a cast of “actual fighters” pretty much only jet li,austin, and randy would have made the cut then filled it with a bunch of unknowns that noone would have cared to see. Expendables is a film that pays tribute to ACTION MOVIE STARS!! only reason couture, Terry, Mickey, and austin are in it because, segal, van damne, wesley snipes, and chuck all had other things to do. I mean come on Curtis “50 cent” Jackson came before terry.
Loved it!!! Perfect female cast.
That’s the problem. How do you get a group of badass women together believably? Without sexualizing them. Or placing them on a vacation resort running in bikinis, especially a resort where there are probably men who could handle the job.
When men fight, its believable. When women do it, its fetish.
YEA I LKE TO SE ALSO A TEAM OF SEXY WEMEN TEAMUP WITH BAD GUIDES AND GOOD GUIDES LIKE TO SE SEXY RHONA MITRA, YEA BABY YEA OTHER HOT CHICKS AND FOR THE LADYS GERARD BUTLER,OTHER NEW STARS ALSO, gived a litle mix for all
Hello everyone,
I made a video ‘trailer’ based on SR.com’s Women Expendables idea. Its not particularly good – I did it just for fun – but I thought I’d share anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MKWr5xnDFg
a female ‘expendabels’ should have, bodybuilders to make this movie work. now i would cast rachel mclish, corey everson & kiana tom as the bad girls in this. if you don’t know who they are looking them up, other wise this idea might work.
That’s tight. If they put JCVD in the second expendables movie, I hope they get a female version of him.
There wont be an expendables woman version.
The expendables movie itself was retarded(my opinion), but when it comes to women kicking ass u always have to add some kind of fantasy/sci fi element to it.
look at the biggest turd example; SUCKER PUNCH. Women didn’t even show up for that one.
Im tired of female empowerment movies, it feels so forced. So obviously gender promotional. Women get strong only because guys get dumb and super light weight.
HERE, COMPILE A LIST OF REALISTIC MOVIES WITH FEMALE HAND TO HAND COMBAT. NO! ALIENS AND TERMINATOR CANNOT BE USED. GOOD LUCK!!
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Hanna is a good action movie with realistic female combat.
You make it sound like it’s the fault of women that action movies with female characters feel forced. Like they aren’t realistic because female hand to hand combat doesn’t exist in real life. That’s not true. Milunka Savić, Marina Raskova, Ljudmila Michailowna Pawlitschenko are only few examples of real female war heroes. Blame the male producers and the audience for not being able to take women seriously.
Aren’t action movies with male protagonists male empowerment movies who are also gender promotional? Don’t be such a hypocrit. Girls need heroes just as much as boys do.
I forgot to mention Kill Bill.
I still believe the list on this site is ridiculous.
All these actresses are the strike-a-pose type, wit the exception of a few.
im hoping there is something in gina cleaning that sparks her a better opportunity for action in another production.
Something closer to LONG KISS GOODNIGHT with gina davis.
Alice would kill ripley so fast it would just be funny(=