Light is the Only Thing Faster than this ‘Expendables’ Clip

Published 5 years ago by , Updated August 7th, 2012 at 1:16 pm,

The Expendables Light is the Only Thing Faster than this Expendables Clip

There is little argument that the manliest film to come out this summer will be the testosterone-infused action flick The Expendables.  In fact, every time I watch any trailer or clip from this film my beard grows 2 inches, my voice lowers 2 octaves and I have the sudden need to grill something.

Normally the suggestion of an all-male cast that gets sweaty together while rolling around with other guys in the jungle would conjure images of the Adult room in the back of a video store (not that I’ve ever been there). However, in this case, all the males are Special Forces mercenaries that could easily maim me with just their little finger or a sideways glance.

Today we have a newly released clip from The Expendables and it’s an extended scene of what we’ve already watched in the multiple trailers – that doesn’t make it any less cool though. Stallone and his group of bad asses are trying to rescue a guy from a group of kidnappers, and while any normal person would be scared poopless by the thought of the life-threatening situation, these guys are talking about how many people they should each kill, taking text messages and generally shooting the breeze.

Watch the video below via Hulu but keep your razor next to you:

Slyvester Stallone has put together a great cast for The Expendables that includes almost every action star from the 80s/90s era  – Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Willis. Stallone managed to blend those old school guys with a great array of new school action dudes – Jason Statham, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, and Terry Crews.

The names he gives these characters are just as awesome as the guys playing them – Barney “The Schizo” Ross, Lee Christmas, Yin Yang, Gunnar Jensen, Toll Road, Dan Paine, Hale Caeser, and Tool. Stallone and fellow writer Dave Callahan didn’t completely leave the women out of The Expendables: the ridiculously gorgeous Giselle Itie (Mais Uma Historia No Rio) will play Sandra, a.k.a. “The Woman in need of saving by a team of aging yet badass guys.”

Do you think The Expendables will live up to the hype and what other action star from the 80s should have been in this film? You cannot say Chuck Norris because if he was in the film he would kill all the bad guys while Stallone and his team were still talking to each other.

The Expendables makes you grow a beard on August 13rd, 2010.

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  1. please try to find other sources of these clips because you have european followers and many times you have sources that are only watchable within the american continent. which kinda sucks for me..

    and if not then i would like to know what the clip is called so i can go find it myself, thank you.

  2. Why JCVD didn’t want to be part of this, I’ll never know.

    • jcvd didnt wnna play a mindless character according to him lol, he wanted a deep character with a deep background. considering some of his direct to dvd movies…i simply laughed and scratched my head at this logic of his.

    • I can’t say I’m disappointed, to be honest.

  3. “Watch the video below via Hulu but keep your razor next to you.”

    Keep your razor next to you? What?

  4. Just missing Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, JCVD, Danny Trejo and Sammuel L. Jackson.

    Of course if you got all of them on screen together the universe would collapse.

    • banderas? LOL at least it got my R rating i was praying for.

    • you forgot seagal :D

      • he was too busy being a “lawman”, man

  5. James Coburn proved blades a faster then a bullet. :D

    I hope this does not go to far off the believebility scale.

    • Coburn is legend!

  6. How cool would it have been if Clint Eastwood made a cameo?

  7. LOL eastwood..only if he reprised his Tom Highway roll form heartbreak ridge!!!!

  8. what about:
    Kurt Russell, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Mel Gibson, Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, and Tom Cruise?!

    • cruise, hogan? OMG lol would you also like to see pee wee herman in the cast too man?

  9. JCVD is not here because, probably, he wanted to be the only hero. Maybe next time.

    • nah, actually he was too afraid of Jet Li

  10. I don’t expect this movie to be “good” but I think it will be a lot of fun.

  11. It looks like it always has – a good blend of action and humor. As for Cruise, the movie doesnt need another garden gnome.

  12. HAHAHA