Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web. Today you’ll find an honest trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street; what movie posters would look like if their 1-Star Amazon reviews were on the poster; an 8-Bit recreation of The Fifth Element; and everything wrong with The Matrix in 12 minutes or less. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

If you have any Geek Picks of your own, please send them to srgeekpicks(at)gmail(dot)com and you could be featured in a future post!

This is What Movie Posters Would Look Like if Their 1-Star Amazon Reviews Were on the Poster

Everyone’s a critic, but some really, really shouldn’t be. 

Alijah Villian’s ‘Knights of The NBA’ Realm

Game Of Thrones + NBA by @avillian.

Honest Trailers – The Wolf of Wall Street

Relive the excessive profanity, lengthy runtime, and bad behavior of Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, a film that had just about everything – except an Oscar for Leo.

Everything Wrong With The Matrix In 12 Minutes Or Less

Putting our money where our mouth is again today. This is our narrator’s favorite movie of all time… but we still went looking for sins. Why? Because no movie is without sin, silly. This is also yet another movie from our Million Subs Poll, meaning many of you have been asking for this video.

The Fifth Element – 8 Bit Cinema

The Fifth Element in the form of an 8 bit video game!

Super Mario Bros. Theme Song on Wine Glasses and a Frying Pan

The Super Mario Bros. theme is one of the most recognizable pieces of game music ever recorded. Here it is, played on wine glasses (water glasses) and a frying pan.

Telltale Games’ Super Mario Bros.

Luigi will remember this.

Honest Slogans

Graphic designer Clif Dickens of Honest Slogans mocks popular brands, telling us what we can really expect from products, rather than the typical marketing B.S.

Katy Perry – Dark Horse (Cute Kitten Parody)

Katy Perry – Dark Horse by Kittens, say hello to Katy Furry.

GRAHAM Pranks EMMA STONE About Meeting The Spice Girls

EMMA STONE is still a huge SPICE GIRLS fan. Watch as GRAHAM teases her that they may be in the studio!

Luke Won’t Forgive Anakin

He’s not such a dad guy.

28 Birthday Traditions From Around the World

A weekly show where knowledge junkies get their fix of trivia-tastic information. It’s our birthday! In celebration of a year of mental_floss on YouTube, John looks at some fascinating birthday traditions from around the world.

Marvel Daredevil 2014 Fan Teaser

My name is Will Devokees. I made this as a fan of the Character, and I made this in hopes of scoring an audition for the netflix show! This teaser is set up for a bigger trailer. I worked very hard on this, and hope you all enjoy this as well as the other things we are working on in the future!

‘Til Death

When Carl leaves on a long drive to attend a relative’s funeral, his wife Wendy discovers that he has been unfaithful and she has to decide how to deal with it.

This 5 minute short horror film was shot on a zero budget and within 12 hours.

That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

Today’s picks have been brought to you by: DorklyDevokeesDarren Parker@avillianBBC AmericaCinemaSinsScreen JunkiesCineFixTheAwesomerThe Pet CollectiveDorklyDan NewbieMental Floss and cheezburger.