Dragonball: Evolution Review

Published 5 years ago by , Updated May 10th, 2009 at 9:41 am,

Short version: Dragonball: Evolution is a badly written film with horrible dialogue, lackluster action and a sense of fun that’s nowhere to be found.

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Screen Rant’s Ross Miller reviews Dragonball: Evolution

When you head to the theater to see a movie called Dragonball: Evolution, you obviously aren’t expecting Shakespeare. From the advertising, the whole thing gives off a feeling of light, campy, action-packed fun that you would hope would allow you to just sit back, relax and turn off your brain for 90 minutes or so.

Yeah, well, that’s why we have words like “hope” as a counterpoint to “guarantee.”

Dragonball: Evolution may very well be one of the worst films of the past 12 months or so – I am actually struggling to think of the last movie I thought was quite as bad as this one was. And it’s not one of those cases where it’s just not my cup of tea… No, this is a flat-out bad movie in pretty much every area that makes up a motion picture.

Based on the popular anime series of the same (or at least similar) name, Dragonball: Evolution follows Goku (played by Justin Chatwin) who carries out his grandfather’s dying request to find Master Roshi (played by Chow Yun-Fat) and locate all seven of the powerful Dragon Balls. He already has one of them, but with the help of Bulma (played by Emmy Rossum), Master Roshi and Yamcha (played by Joon Park), he must find the others before the evil Lord Piccolo (played by James Marsters) does, whose intentions are to use them to take over the world.

Now let me just point out that I very much represent those who are not fans of the source material, and in fact know next to nothing about it. I can say without reservation that I am in the majority – if you’re a fan it may feel like everyone in the world is a fan of the cartoon, but trust me, most of the general movie-going population (who will be exposed to this through TV and other marketing) will barely even have heard of it, never mind having seen any of it.

So I then have to judge the film purely on its own merits, without having the prior knowledge to be able to compare and contrast it with the source material. Some fans of the cartoon may get a kick out of seeing such things as a certain costume or a hairstyle appear in some form, but as a movie this thing flat out stinks. And not even in a yeah it was bad, but kind of fun in spite of that” kind of way – in pretty much all areas you can think of, it is awful.

The main problem with the film is the script, meaning both dialogue and the story. First off, I can’t believe how bad the dialogue was in this movie. From the very first scene in the film, which sees the movie starting off with a short back story explanation, the dialogue is painful. Near the beginning of the movie we see Goku being trained to fight by his grandpa while balancing on two ropes – and the back and forth exchange of dialogue is like something written to sound cool, but is delivered and pulled off so poorly that it’s cheesy and downright cringe-worthy.

That’s pretty much representative of the entire movie right off the bat – everything comes off as cheesy, nothing can be taken seriously, not even when Goku is supposed to be upset right after his grandfather dies (which happens within the first 10 minutes, so that’s not really a spoiler). Every time a character opens their mouth and delivers this atrocious excuse for dialogue, I felt like covering my ears and shutting my eyes in embarrassment (which I did do a handful of times, I’m not even kidding).

Well, you might be thinking “so what?” Who cares if the dialogue is bad and high on the cheese-meter? The action has to make up for that, right? Well, wrong. Actually, dead wrong. Action is the one thing that could have saved this movie from the abyss, but they even manage to muck that potential up. The action is not just mediocre or even sub-par – oh no, it’s worse than that - it’s terrible. Director James Wong clearly doesn’t know how to direct the needed action (although he seemed to do okay with Jet Li’s The One), and the attempts he makes are reminiscent of a young kid having fun in a special effects studio, just randomly pressing any of the fancy buttons on display.

They attempt to have 300-esque action scenes of things going from normal speed to slow-motion and then suddenly speeding back up to normal again. But for such a technique to be effective you have to know what you’re doing, and it’s evident from this movie that Wong doesn’t. Zack Snyder, although using it a bit too flippantly in 300, timed the slowing down thing pretty much perfectly, matching up exactly with the action on-screen and giving that extra bit of kick. But here it’s used far, far too often for no reason other than to just have it in there for the sake of it. There’s a strange sense that the movie thinks what it’s doing is cool… but “laughable” is more the accurate description.

You probably want to know how the cast did… Well unfortunately, like the rest of the movie, pretty awful. Justin Chatwin is completely miscast in the role of Goku (for some reason an American playing this character just doesn’t feel right), Emmy Rossum is hot but nonetheless terrible as Bulma, and I feel embarrassed that Chow Yun-Fat has gone from amazing stuff like Hard Boiled and The Killer to eye-rolling stuff like this. The only actor who did all right (and I stress, just all right) was James Marsters as (an underused) Lord Piccolo – he’s not in any way good, but, let’s just say… he was less terrible than the rest of the cast.

The only thing I can think of that’s even remotely positive about Dragonball: Evolution is that the special effects are pretty cool at times. Not during some of the hand-to-hand combat scenes (where the effects are so obviously… effects, if you know what I mean), but when they use what is known as “KI attacks,” which are basically blasts of different colored energy from their hands.

Props go to Amalgamated Dynamics for creating special effects which are, on their own, quite visually stunning. Also, the movie is really quite short, so at least I didn’t have to sit through the pain for all that long.

However, that’s pretty much where the positive stuff ends – you just know a movie is in trouble when you are literally straining to think of something you liked about it.

I don’t know if the story they used here in any way resembles the original cartoon/anime stories, but how they told it in the movie was abysmal. There were clearly elements taken from the source material, and it is then clearly a story (or one of the stories… I don’t know, I’m not a Dragonball fan) that may work well in a cartoon but it does not work well on the big-screen. Not for even the slightest moment.

I lost count of the number of times I rolled my eyes, snickered, groaned, and shook my head in embarrassment and shame during this movie. I can’t actually believe the filmmakers looked at the script and thought, “Yes, this is good stuff. Let’s go ahead and make it!” It’s probably just one of those cases where they saw the popularity of the source material and thought that they could make a quick buck by just throwing anyone in the roles, sticking together bits and pieces from the cartoon to form something resembling a story.

So needless to say I don’t recommend Dragonball: Evolution. I wasn’t expecting this to be any good, but I don’t know if I was expecting it to be this bad. Please, if you believe in the magic of cinema, avoid this with as much effort as it takes.

Our Rating:

0.5 out of 5
(Incoherent)

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  1. I don’t know how anyone involved with this film sleeps at night
    every aspect of this piece of crap movie was horrendous
    script/storyline/music/effects/casting/costume/acting were all disgustingly cringeworthy
    i hope that this movie gets forgotten quickly so that a proper attempt may be made at completing a successful dragonball film in this future

  2. i….. i dont know wat to say except that that waz the worst movie ever like wat the hell it made me so fustrated i wanted to beat the crap out of the producers i really did i am a diehard dragon ballz fan i have read the whole manga i know every fight every battle every near to death expereince that happended this movie got every thing wrong like did the producers actually watch the t.v show or at least read it? if they did then wat the hell happended yes i realize that not evey thing could have been correct they are turning a animation into a movie but they could have at least tried like for example they could have made the great ape transformation correct saiyans transform when there are a full moon as long as they have a tail they dont need a.wtf? an chi-chi should not have been a real impt charachter at the time, piccolo should have come during the budakia, there waz no budakia, krillin waz not in there,all the unnessarry hand movementz, to me it waz more like a lame kung-fu movie not drangonballz,

  3. This movie was a complete fail. It had nothing to do with DragonBall, except for sharing the same name. The script should have been thrown out and the casting was terrible.

    Let me make another important point: Goku is NOT a white guy! I don’t buy the “he’s an alien” copout either; since aliens in the DragonBall universe ARE Asian. DragonBall is an Asian genre cartoon. Hence, the charaters have Asian names, eat Asian food, wear Asian clothing, etc… No one ever mistakes Superman for being anything other than white; and he’s an alien.

    So, yeah, the film sucked big time with White Goku.

  4. ok so i just watched the movie..it was really bad. when i went on the bonus features and saw the gag reel i thought it was going to show me the whole movie

  5. wow. i was thinking about renting it for my 15 yo but i guess not…

  6. K, something needs to change in Hollywood. Speaking as a fan of Anime since the early 1980s, I have been witness to the travesty that occurs when an American director gets his hands on the rights to an Anime. They ALWAYS screw the whole thing up.

    Of course, there are reasons, such as the fact that a lot of anime contains cultural references that American audiences couldn’t relate to, and other things, such as casting. I cite films such as “Fist of the North Star” and “The Guyver” as prime examples.

    But if things are gonna change, writers and directors need to work in concert CLOSELY with the original anime creators to ensure that the end result isn’t just another waste of film. I think that this is one reason that Peter Jackson backed away from Neon Genesis Evangelion, and I hope that whoever does the Ghost in the Shell film works alongside IG studios and Masamune Shirow. If that happens, I may actually shell out the bucks to see it.

    As for DB:E, I watched it and was really wishing MST3k was still on the air. Or not. That film alone would have driven Mike and the ‘bots over the edge.

  7. Well iv seen the movie and I can understand peoples dissapointment but id like 2 point out a few things first the dragonball series doesent touch DBZ so they didnt have alot 2 work with story line wise or anything second imagine if the cartoon never existed would u be so critical of the movie ? I.E the comments on oozaru and the dragon goku etc all in all i cant say it was awful but things could ahve been better this one is just a tester for the REAL story 2 begin wen vegeta comes in2 it then we shall see weather its gonna be rubbish or if there actually gonna follow the story and charecteristics of certain people and elements of the cartoon anyone disagree ?

  8. WHAT?….No…just No…Someone PLEASE REMAKE THIS MOVIE, i,m so glad i didn’t pay to see this movie I LOVE DB AND DBZ, it felt as if the real Goku died once more, whats worse is that the people that never seen nor read the series would most likely hate it now and well i don’t blame them UGH!!!

  9. WOAHHH!!…I Have a few words for the director here…WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BE SO INCORRECT IN THE MOVIE..no offense..where was there a black guy in the series????…why does master roshi have black hair and no beard????? WHYYYY in the hell did bulma have one BLUE highlight??? and dont forget YAMCHA had short hair with highlights…and furthermore…WHY THE HELL DID A KAMEHAMEHA REVIVE A FREAKING PERSON!!!!!????? WHAT THA BOMBACLAT!…im done..directors suck!

  10. i enjoyed the series a good 10 years or so ago when i was growing up. and I watched this movie for novelties sake with some old school friends i kept in touch with and you really hit the mark with this review, it was appalling. the original series wasn’t a plot masterpiece either but it ticked the boxes of an anime aimed at teens and older children. this however appealed to nobody

  11. salamat po

  12. Not worth anyones time.

  13. OMG!!!! I can not tell you how funny it was to see these people argue over what show was better. I mean obviously the only thing out there tat will ever beat DBZ is porn lol but not the point. You guys really compared DC and Marvel crap with DBZ??? You must be kidding me… I mean really!! DBZ is waaaaayyyy to good to be compared with DBZ. If your gonna compare something at least compare something thats worth comparing to DBZ. Imma have to go with the 4900 guy because he out did EVERYONE especially sin and TM or whatever. And skip transformers… Nobody like them anyways…. The only reason why anyone ever watched that movie was to see megans twins jumpin around

    • i put dbz to be compared with dbz lol my bad!!!! i mean Dc and Marvel lol

  14. still coming back to this movie, a lot of disappointed and nervous because of what you did! Do you know that you destroyed me, my Childhood with this nonsense of the movie?
    Please do not make a sequel! I can not believe that anyone can represent himself as big a fan of db, dbz and gt, and after this movie to say is good move …simply, I believe that anyone who praises the film, was paid to do it, because it’s unrealistic for someone who is fan of animated films, series and games db, can love something like this!

  15. Fanboys diss this film. But the original cartoon looked dead boring.
    Because of the gorgeous Justin Chatwin its why I like this film, Justin would look ugly with the tail.

    Sorry fanboys but his good looks don’t need a tail.