10 Reasons Why Doctor Who’s Life is Better Than Yours

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If you could choose to trade lives with any character in the history of science fiction, who would it be? Before you spend too much time thinking about it, let me just stop you right there. If you didn’t pick The Doctor from Doctor Who, well, I’m sorry to say that you’re wrong.

As any Whovian will tell you, you can’t get much cooler than The Doctor, and it doesn’t matter which iteration of the character you’re talking about, either. From the long-scarved 4th Doctor to the bow tie-wearing 11th Doctor, everyone’s favorite Timelord has been a beacon of sci-fi awesomeness for 50 years.

Of course, it’s not just the character of Doctor Who that is appealing, but the world in which he inhabits. While most of us go about our lives waiting in bleak hope for something fun to happen on the weekend (after we finish up that extra work from the office, of course), The Doctor is constantly on adventures throughout time and space.

Naturally, there would be downsides to switching lives with The Doctor. For instance, it probably doesn’t feel too good to know that you’re the last of your kind (and that you were responsible for killing the rest of your species). Nor would it be a laugh to stare down a Dalek or Weeping Angel. Nevertheless, I firmly believe that The Doctor’s life is WAY better than most of ours, and to prove it, I put together a list.

Without further ado, here are the “10 Reasons Why The Doctor’s Life is Better Than Yours.”

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10. He looks great in a fez

With the notable exception of Sallah from Indiana Jones, nobody can pull off a fez like The Doctor. Even if River and Amy think it looks stupid, we all know that it’s awesome and we secretly want to wear one. Unfortunately, wearing a fez to work (even on casual friday) is “disruptive to the office environment.” Well screw you, Mr. Boss! I want to be like The Doctor!

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9. He’s got a Sonic Screwdriver

Plenty of guys love nothing more than to spend the day at Home Depot looking at new power tools. I’m not one of them, but I get the appeal. Fixing things gives you a sense of accomplishment and purpose, which is why anybody who watches Doctor Who has to feel a little jealous of The Doctor’s endlessly useful Sonic Screwdriver. It’s like the world’s coolest Swiss army knife, and only The Doctor (or very special companions) gets to use it. Suddenly your new table saw doesn’t seem so cool, does it?

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8. He’s been to the end of the universe and back

Most of us won’t be lucky enough to see all 50 states, let alone travel through time and space, but that’s what The Doctor does every day. A space pioneer, The Doctor regularly explores new worlds and new dimensions. He’s been backward and forward in time so much it would make Doc Emmet Brown’s head spin. While you’re sharing slides of your trip to the world’s largest ball of twine, The Doctor is recounting what it was like watching Mt. Vesuvius explode. Not much of a contest.

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7. He once married Marilyn Monroe

In the 11th Doctor’s first Christmas special, The Doctor seemingly marries Marilyn Monroe (in an off-screen scene that most people probably forgot about). Whether or not he actually went through with the wedding is irrelevant. The point is that he actually had a chance with one of the world’s most famous sex symbols. And you know, Marilyn isn’t the first woman to fall for The Doctor, either. If The Doctor were more of a cad, he could spend all of his travels simply wooing history’s most beautiful ladies. That sure beats Singles Night at the local bowling alley..

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6. He’s got the coolest vehicle ever

The next time you roll your 1994 Toyota Tercel into the auto shop to replace some God-forsaken piece of your engine, try not to think about The Doctor and his magnificent TARDIS. Don’t think of its charming police box exterior, or its mind-bogglingly complex interior. Don’t think of how awesome it was in human form during Neil Gaiman’s “The Doctor’s Wife” episode. And, most importantly, don’t think about how it can take you  any place or any time you want to go to. You’ll just depress yourself.

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  1. I’m pretty excited…but not trying to get my hopes too high. As good as part 1 of this season was, i feel like it could have been better! Bring on part 2! :)

  2. I’ve been watching ‘Who’ sine Tom Baker. I’m a huge fan, and can’t wait for the new episodes – my DVR is ready to go!

  3. I absolutely enjoyed this article! Articles like this are one of the many reasons why I frequent the Screen Rant website.

    Great job!

  4. Correction about the 13 lives thingy Russell T Davies(or is it steven moffat?) recently confirmed that that limitation no loner exists for some reason. so in short the doctor will live for as long with multiple forms as long as people are still interested :-)

    • Davies wrote that for the Matt Smith episode of The Sarah Jane Adventures where the Doctor dies. He then said that he just likes messing with things until people tell him to stop. The 13 regnerations still apply, but it’s true that they’ll find a loophole, if need be.

      • From what I read, Davis has no idea where the 13 limit came from. From what it seems, time lords can just keep regenerating as they want, and only die when they choose not to want to regenerate anymore (like the master).

        • 12 regenerations has been mentioned in several storylines from the Tom Baker era onwards, but the Time Lords offered the Master a new cycle of regenerations in “The Five Doctors”, so it’s certainly possible to get round that.

  5. Good article, but the Tardis should be number 1….that is the coolest thing about the show and has been since it started.

    • The list wasn’t meant to be in any specific order. If it were, the TARDIS would be way up there.

  6. This article should be re-named “10 reasons why you need you to get off your couch and live your life to its fullest”. If this was written as a tongue and cheek article then I apologize, but if it isn’t, some people need a serious re-evalution of their life.

    • Yes Sully. It’s tongue-in-cheek.

      I thought with lines like these -

      “While you’re sharing slides of your trip to the world’s largest ball of twine, The Doctor is recounting what it was like watching Mt. Vesuvius explode.”

      “The next time you roll your 1994 Toyota Tercel into the auto shop to replace some God-forsaken piece of your engine, try not to think about The Doctor and his magnificent TARDIS.”

      - that people would get the joke.

      I guess I need to work on my humor writing.

  7. Right…The TARDIS and the Sonic Screw Driver would definately be tied for number one. All those other items are cool, but those mega toys are pretty much everything…

  8. Actually, #4 is INCORRECT. The Doctor is now immortal – from the Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/oct/12/doctor-who-immortal-reveals-bbc):

    “But a passing comment in a children’s television programme later this month is set to rewrite history and cast the Doctor, iconic hero of the world’s most successful and longest-running science fiction series, as immortal.

    The moment comes in the CBBC spin-off show, The Sarah Jane Adventures, which stars former companion Elisabeth Sladen as Sarah Jane Smith. Matt Smith, who plays the current Doctor Who, guest stars in a two-part episode called The Death of the Doctor, to be screened on October 25 and 26. While the Doctor and Clyde Langer, played by Daniel Anthony, are in the process of outwitting spooky vulture undertakers the Shansheeth, Clyde asks how many times he can regenerate. The Doctor indicates that there is no limit. The action continues.”

    You can call it “retcon” if you’d like, but there you have it.

    • Hey James – As Anthony explained in an earlier comment, that episode was written by former Doctor Who showrunner Russell T. Davies, who admits to messing with stuff just for the fun of it.

      “Davies wrote that for the Matt Smith episode of The Sarah Jane Adventures where the Doctor dies. He then said that he just likes messing with things until people tell him to stop. The 13 regnerations still apply, but it’s true that they’ll find a loophole, if need be.”

      Obviously, as long as the show’s popular, they’ll keep finding ways to have the doctor regenerate, but I think the 13 regenerations is still the standard.

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