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wes said,
September 11th, 2008 

Refresh my memory. Wasn’t the tank in the movie called devastator?

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bobby said,
September 11th, 2008 

i heard that they were gonna put a jetfire in transformers 2 and he looks like a big bomber airplane from what i have seen

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Rob said,
September 11th, 2008 

Wes, ya it was but by last minute decision my Bay (idiot move).

In the script and in the voiceovers in the film, he is called Decepticon Brawl. I belive Jazz shouts out his name when attacking him. They changed the text under his name when the decepticons were reporting in because Bay (idiot move) thought it sounded cooler.

I dunno what the fix was, but what a retarded decision. Something so simple to leave right, and he intentionally screws it up AND contradicts what he’s called in the film.

In any case, I agree Kofi, there was a pile of stupid stupid things in Transformers, but my mind was blown by the visuals and the way the autobots fought and worked together (Ironhide, Ratchet I love you!).

I’m really excited about the next film, although my hopes are already kinda shattered by them bringing back John Turturro who in my opinion was the worst film character in cinematic history, I’ve never seen so much stupidity and corniness piled with bad dialogue and acting thrown at one character in my entire life. Him alone can bring a movie rating down 25%

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FlameStrike said,
September 11th, 2008 

“Honestly, look me in the eye and tell me that concept art isn’t badass. You know it is.”

I can’t. I’ve never seen your eyes, so I can’t look you in the eye. However, I hate that concept art. It looks just like the other robots from the original movie, and I have nothing good to say about that aesthetic.

Just shows how presumptuous it is of you to tell me what I know.

“And unless Michael Bay TOTALLY screws this up, I’m betting some of you naysayers out there will, too.”

He already has TOTALLY screwed it up. He so totally botched the first movie, along with Orci and Kurtzman, that I’m not going to waste my time or money on this or any other sequel.

“Wasn’t the tank in the movie called devastator?”

According to the movie itself, yes.

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September 11th, 2008 

LOL, Kofi, I warned you. :-P

For the record (as regular readers already know) I couldn’t stand Transformers. I sat in the audience literally confused at the cheers coming from the audience while i was thinking “Man, this is awful.”

Vic

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Rob said,
September 11th, 2008 

FlameStrike…its not presumptuous, its a figure of speech, heh.

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September 11th, 2008 

True. Lighten up just a teeny bit there, FS. :-P

Vic

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FlameStrike said,
September 11th, 2008 

Forgive me. There’s a hurricane coming my way, so I’m a little more stressed out than usual.

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High Kalibur said,
September 12th, 2008 

Awesome!

@ Vic

What about Soundwave!!?

Anyway, who doesn’t like Transformers — and why?

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September 12th, 2008 

Wow. I hope this pans out to be true. This is already looking better than the first one.

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Rob said,
September 12th, 2008 

I read in several articles and in an interview with the writers that there’s these two robots called ‘twins’ that are an icecream truck or something. How stupid is that? Are the original characters (like sunstreaker and sideswipe) not good enough? Oh wait, there’s been a dozen TV series’ made out of it and now a second live-action film…Idiot move Bay

I am not too excited for this film anymore because im sure it will be incredibly childish and full of holes :(

with the inclusion of tons of new robots, it means the story wont be fleshed out from their perspective (which is what ALL the transformers shows were about) so the movie will be Mr. drink-and-drive smoker running around with his broken hand talking really fast while random and plot-holed events take place. Maybe John Turturro will tell him he’s hot because he’s got a broken hand from a car crash.

hmmm…I think this site is turning me into a transformers hater

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September 12th, 2008 
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Panda said,
September 12th, 2008 

“because Bay thought it sounded cooler”

don’t you mean “awesome-r”?

I know so many on here hated Transformers. I would have liked to see a lot changed, but it was still cool to see them in CGI and some of the battle scenes were really entertaining - if you skip though the Section 7 crap and computer hacking.

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wes said,
September 12th, 2008 

Wow, I don’t see many movies on this elicit so much response. I love the movie, holes and all, but I grew up with transformers so I’m probably biased. Anyway, I thought the one that transformed into the helicopter seemed to resemble soundwave.

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Dannyboy said,
September 13th, 2008 

Loved the animated movie..hated Bays’ version after the opening scene. You know that once they introduce “Wheeljack”, we stand a good possibility of seeing the dinobots. oh, wait, nevermind…. Bays’ movies don’t follow those guidelines, cuz he’s all about himself and the $$$$$. Love Devastator - hate the concept art.. the robots still look like crap. I’m ready for a real transformers movie and not a BIONICLE / GOBOTS hash up!!! Is it really that hard to give them decent faces people, ya know like one that doesn’t look like swampthing…….

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D said,
September 13th, 2008 

Uh, that’s not “legit concept art”.
That’s fanart Josh Nizzi showed off months ago before TF2 even went into production.

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FlameStrike said,
September 13th, 2008 

“I love the movie, holes and all, but I grew up with transformers so I’m probably biased.”

Wes, I also grew up with Transformers, and I am a fan of the franchise to this day. None of that, though, stops me from hating this branch of the franchise, and virtually everyone involved in creating it.

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Whatheff said,
September 17th, 2008 

Coloered Constructicons??? are kidding???
7 constructicons??? does anyone not know the history of the original series??

With those to rumors alone i would think more people would be up in arms like i am right now!!!! Michael bay is the wrong person for this franchise!!!

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Jared said,
October 26th, 2008 

Ummm… everyone except Whatheff & I have apparently glossed over the statement ‘7 Constructicons’…

Let’s see. Who knows how to count? Hook, Longhaul, Bonecrusher, Scavenger, Mixmaster, Scrapper. That’s it. There ain’t no mo’.

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Jared said,
October 26th, 2008 

Also, I agree (& disagree) with Dannyboy. It stands to reason that intelligent mechanized lifeforms who would have evolved so differently from what humans could ever imagine, & have mastered the ability to mimic/camoflage themselves into any form they choose for survival’s sake, would naturally be pretty generic & not easily recognizable in robot form. But if they are separate individuals (not a hive-mind, like the Borg), then they still have to be able to recognize & ID each other. And the only way to do that is by face or by voice. And yet, with a few exceptions, their faces were hardly recognizable. If I had seen Bumblebee’s face or Jazz’s face, I might have guessed their ID’s correctly (maybe), but Ironhide? (no mohawk?) Ratchet? (no forehead boomerang, but large insect mandibulae?), or ANY of the Decepticons? Forget it. I was confused & disgusted out of my gourd about Megatron (Mr. Squidhead, sigh) The only ID’able face was Optimus, but even that was still weird. Why Bay couldn’t throw us poor curs a bone by having just an ounce of familiarity & logic? [rhetorical & obvious. no need to respond.]

BTW, don’t criticize GoBots, I loved them as much as I loved Transformers (Bionicle you can bash all you want). ;)

And yes, Wes. We can assume that Blackout (if not being some mutilated version of Soundwave himself), could have filled that role in the first movie. If you recall, during Blackout’s first attack (on the military base), Scorponok or Frenzy “popped-out” of him. It sure reminded me of tapes popping-out of a boombox. But imagine trying to have a 40+ foot tall robot try to transform into a boombox; it’d be a boombox the size of a minivan… & tapes the size of VCR’s (both of which are outdated forms of technology)… not realistic.

And Bay did say in the beginning that he wasn’t going to mess with the size/mass/density issue. That’s why a 60+ foot tall, several ton, Megatron ain’t gonna transform into an 8-inch, less than a pound, P-38 pistol.

Besides, Frenzy was small enuf to transform into a boombox (tip-of-the-hat), & that was fine with me. Close enuf.

Anyway, I figure it like this: Alien machines arrive on earth, try to blend in as best they can with what was available upon arrival, & so at first their forms are really strange, but as they stay on earth, & become more acclimatized to not just what will help them blend in, but also to the preferences & styles of our culture, then perhaps they will get more familiar looking, like Ironhide going red, & Ratchet changing to white/red. At least that’s my hope. We’ll see how (ir)responsible Bay turns out to be.

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FlameStrike said,
October 27th, 2008 

“And Bay did say in the beginning that he wasn’t going to mess with the size/mass/density issue.”

And yet, the robots were more massive than their vehicle modes would allow for. Surprise, Bay lied.

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