Kids in Danger: Top 10 Craziest ’80s Kids Movies

Published 4 years ago by , Updated May 20th, 2014 at 9:00 am,

last starfighter Kids in Danger: Top 10 Craziest 80s Kids Movies

The Last Starfighter (1984)

The first of a few sci-fi films on the list, The Last Starfighter gives us the story of Alex, a trailer park teen whose skill at an arcade game leads him to become an actual starfighter involved in an intergalactic war. Now, the sci-fi nature of The Last Starfighter gives the film a small pass for craziness, but if you really think about the movie, it’s pretty nuts.

Alex becomes the sole individual responsible for saving an entire galaxy. That’s a lot of pressure for one kid (and a whole lot of danger too). Thank God he has the “Death Blossom” in his arsenal.

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The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad, which is being remade by Platinum Dunes, was one of a handful of movies in the 1980s that blurred the line between kids films and horror films. The plot of the movie revolves around a group of kids who love classic monster movies. When those monsters come to life, however, the Monster Squad has to put their movie knowledge to use in order to help save their town.

While the movie is loads of fun, it also provides plenty of perilous moments for its young cast. If I had to fight Dracula, Gill-Ma, and the Mummy when I was 12 or 13, I’m pretty sure I would have just peed my pants and been killed. The kids of the Monster Squad keep their cool, though. Just watch as they first blow up the Wolfman and then, once he’s reassembled himself, finish him off with a well-placed silver bullet.

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  1. “Sloth is a monstrous man-child who has spent the majority of his life chained up in a basement.”

    Thanks Rob, that really made me laugh.

    • That comment about Sloth could ALMOST describe my sister-in-law, except for one detail: Sloth has better manners and better social skills.

      Seriously…I just found out why Sis-In-Law has basically hated me from Day One of our meeting 17 years ago [Before reading this, please be securely seated and have your mouth empty of all food/drink, as I don't want you to damage your computer]…Ready?

      It seems that I committed The Most Unpardonable Sins One Can Make:

      1. I was correct in spotting/recognizing Brent Spiner in a non-Star Trek role on Night Court; S-I-L, the self-appointed Trek Expert, said it wasn’t him.

      2. Three months into dating my future wife, I grievously offended future S-I-L by CHANGING THE TV CHANNEL!

      These are the reasons S-I-L hates me…for those who think S-I-L needs serious therapy, Jesus Christ will be starring in the next Bill & Ted movie (standing in for Keanu Reeves) before S-I-L ever goes to therapy.

      • That is one of the most awesome comments I’ve ever read in my entire comment-reading career.

        The last half was absolute comedy gold. Pitiful childish behaviour, hilariously retold. Laughed even more the second time I read it. Bonus lulz for the numbered bullet format.

        And get a load of your introduction. Pure win. On moment you’re talking about a character in one of the movies above, then with an amusingly flimsy segue you grab us by the throat and launch into this random p!ss funny rant about your sister in law.

        Bravo! Walk away from it! Now it belongs to the ages.

  2. What about The 3 Ninjas? Or their horrific sequels? :-)

    By your rules, I wouldn’t put The Labryinth on the list, since it was in a fantasy world. If it does belong there, then so should The Neverending Story.

    • I would say Kicka**. It is not an eighties movie,b ut confused me as it seemed aimed at kids, yet it was too violent. Still confused about what age group they were aiming at.
      (I did not spell the whole movie name as there is no profanity written above this comment box).
      I loved the Sister in law post. I have a brother in law who hates me. Before I married my husband brother in law, his wife, and two sons borrowed money up in the thousands from my single husband. I didn’t know all this until my husband told me in a way to say, “I am a good man, I help my family when they need it.” I took it as my husband has a good heart.

  3. what about……children of the corn, people under the stairs, lost boys ?

    • I dont think Children of the Corn is a kids movie.

  4. You forgot Coak & Dagger!! Oh and D.A.R.Y.L.

    • Cloak*

  5. never ending stories

  6. Explorers (1985)

  7. It is amazing how many had Fred Savage

  8. I would’ve put The Dark Crystal up in here…

  9. Yes lovin this list! They don’t make them like they used to! Infact taking my son today to see 30th anniversary exclusive one day one showing event of ET at the movies tonight. I’m 30 yrs old this will be both our first time to see ET on the silver screen!

  10. How is Time Bandits a drama?-its a pure family film, thats like picking on The Goonies for swearing and some slightly scary scenes! Anyhow this list is redundant without the mighty Time Bandits.

  11. The Peanut Butter Solution is hands down more bizarre and scary than anything listed above.

    • I am watching Peanut Butter Solution on YouTube right now. Strangest movie ever but I thank the YouTube gods for putting the whole movie on there for the world to see (and then to scratch their heads in confusion).

  12. Looking for the name of the movie with the two squirrels or chipmunks named no-no and clicko I think..they fly out of a building..old 1980 kids movie

  13. Not sure how you can make a list like this and NOT include the best film of that era that was made for this category: The Lost Boys

    • Absolutely agree

  14. What about Stand by me? or Liscence to drive? or The gate? or Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Ghostbusters 1 & 2….So many to mention..and don’t forget it was the MTV era