One Night with Conan: A ‘Legally Prohibited’ Review

Published 4 years ago by , Updated June 27th, 2013 at 3:13 pm,

When Conan O’Brien announced that he would tour 32 cities nationwide, venues sold out almost instantly. Conan’s fans are a ravenous bunch, desperately in need of the comedic hero’s presence.

After NBC legally banned the red-headed giant from the airwaves, the only medium left was live entertainment. So, Conan took his act across the country with the Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour.

Last night, Conan came to Chicago. I was fortunate enough to see him in action. For those of you who couldn’t get a ticket or simply want the details of a live Conan show, the following is an account of my one night with Conan.

Before I get into a chronological review of the night, I should tell you this was the most electrifying and exciting feat of live comedy I’ve seen in person. Conan O’Brien is truly one of the finest showmen in entertainment today. He needs nothing but an audience to create hilarity out of thin air. In fact, it’s when the show veers off course that the funniest moments take place.

When I arrived at the historic Chicago Theater at 6:44 pm for the 7:30 pm show, a certain musk filled the air. A half-full theater of half-drunk, but fully pumped fans wandered around, eagerly anticipating the opening act – Reggie Watts.

Conan chose Watts as his opening act after writers presented a few YouTube videos of his stand-up work. Conan immediately agreed with the selection and called the impossibly recognizable comedian. I say this because he has a gigantic Afro unlike anything I’ve seen. Let’s call it the Afro to end all Afros.

Right off the bat, Watts went hardcore with his raunchy and vulgar routine. If anything, it completely set the tone for a night of unpredictable comedy and musical numbers. His one-man beat box was phenomenal, as was the Shakespearean poem about macaroni and cheese. But Reggie Watts’ shining moment was the lullaby he wrote specifically for Conan’s children.

Let’s just say 90% of the lyrics would overload the television censors. But Watts found ways to involve the audience, kicking off the night with everybody chanting R-rated chorus lines.

Once Watts exited stage right, we were granted an unnecessary intermission. Half an hour later, the soothing voice of Conan’s sidekick Andy Richter burst through the speakers. But fear rushed over the audience when Richter made a stunning announcement.

“Unfortunately, Conan will not be able to perform tonight, but the role will be played by his understudy, Sir Ian McKellen.”

I think I’d actually pay to see McKellen as Gandalf in stand-up comedy. But before Conan appeared, the “Legally Prohibited Band” (The Tonight Show Band minus Max Weinberg) performed a rousing, exuberant musical introduction. LaBamba and his trombone ran up and down aisles as the nearly ten-minute song progressed.

Finally, Conan appeared. But not in person just yet. The LED big screen first showed a video of Conan. The sketch was flawless. An overweight Conan lays on the floor between boxes of pizza, sporting a Moses-like beard. The video followed his everyday life as a depressed, out-of-work loner who needs his dog to lick peanut butter from his toes just to crack a smile. When a phone call presents the opportunity to go on a national tour, a Rocky training montage ensues and the show truly begins.

Conan kicked off his introductory stand-up with a few low-blows to the good citizens of Chicago. He couldn’t go wrong with sports humor and food jokes. Some memorable quotes from the opening monologue:

“I’ve got a 30% blockage in my arteries already.”

“This is the first time anybody has paid to see me. But trust me, they’ve paid to see me go away.”

After a few Jay Leno impersonations Ludacris impersonations, he claimed NBC has tried to retain the rights to his name. But Conan’s got a backup plan. He will simply revert to his birth name of Chet Blaze.

Finally, the music began. I’d heard Conan’s shows are primarily music-oriented, and that was no exaggeration. The show is about 75% music, almost always led by a guitar-wielding Conan.

When Andy Richter hit the stage in person, Conan’s attitude changed a bit. The two feed off each other so well. They simply come off as best friends hanging out in front of a few thousand people. And everything that comes out of their banter is hilarious. The two best moments of Conan and Richter together were the inflatable bat out of hell and a new gag, “Chuck Norris World Policeman Handle.” I’ll get into those in a bit.

As the two left stage, an old friend appeared on the monitors – Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I’m not sure about the legalities of his presence, but he did refer to himself as “Triumph the Only Dog Not Banged By Jesse James or Tiger Woods.” His Mad Libs-style video was a short and funny joke for the hardcore Conan followers.

If it weren’t for the 20-foot inflatable bat, Triumph may have been the highlight of the night. But no, Conan had to “spend half the production budget” on an enormous and hideous inflatable bat. He was hoping for more scares from the so-called “bat out of hell.” Instead he called it the “s—–est bat you’ve ever seen.”

Continue to grand finale of the show…

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conan on tour One Night with Conan: A Legally Prohibited Review

Conan reappeared later wearing none other than Eddie Murphy’s outfit from the 1987 comedy special Raw. While in the skin-tight latex, Conan went on a crowd search for the best fans.

Before the show, a Conan lookalike was relaxing outside the arena. Little did we know he was actually in attendance. And no, he was not part of the act.

When Andy Richter got the camera on this man, Conan absolutely lost it. He laughed hysterically, fell to the ground and began convulsing in a fit of excitement. They called up the lookalike and presented him to the audience before sending him back. The resemblance was truly uncanny and Conan was beyond pleased to meet his unofficial twin.

Comedian and Tonight Show writer Deon Cole got an opportunity to feed some jokes to the crowd before Conan’s next bit. He was just as funny as the rest of the show. Every joke was racially charged and even more engaging than his scattered work on The Tonight Show. Keep an eye out for Deon Cole.

When Conan came back out, the first task was an “intimate conversation” with the audience. This was something he “couldn’t do on national television” and eagerly wanted to test on us. Of course, we were given our lines through the big screens.

The sequence ended with Conan giving LaBamba a nice, wet kiss. It wasn’t the best gag of the night, but it played well. Though I’d probably laugh at Conan sleeping on stage for two hours.

The “Chuck Norris World Policeman Handle” was a hilarious bit. Since NBC has the rights to “Walker Texas Ranger Lever” Conan improved the already funny bit with the never-ending hilarity that is Chuck Norris. When the lever is pulled, a ridiculous clip from Chuck Norris’ acting career plays. After, Richter and Conan criticize and review the awful incomprehensibility of it all.

Each show has had a special guest star and my anticipation had been honed in on the mystery celebrity all night. Deep down I hoped for Vince Vaughn, a Chicago native currently shooting the Ron Howard film Cheaters downtown. The surprise was just as pleasant when Chicago’s Second City alumn Tim Meadows stepped on stage as the special guest Chuck Norris Lever puller. It was a brief, but great cameo.

The night ended with a few Conan musical numbers. He wore a bedazzled jacket straight from the 1950s throughout the finale, which included a re-written “I Will Survive” and a rendition of Ronnie Hawkins hit “Forty Days”.

Conan O’Brien is a true showman. He brought his own personal Las Vegas to Chicago in full force. Pointless dancers, strobe lights, high energy fun, constant music and interactive comedy kept the night moving at a blistering pace. He could have gone in a number of directions with the tour, but a variety show with all sorts of randomness is just his style.

The fans walked out of the Chicago Theater smiling and desperate for more. And they’ll get more in November, when Conan heads to TBS. It may not be the vulgar hilarity of his Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour, but his humor knows no bounds and censors have never stopped Coco before. Rest assured, Conan O’Brien has plenty of humor up his sleeves and it may never run out.

Have you seen Conan’s tour live or have tickets for a future performance? Are you excited for the upcoming show? Talk about the big, gangly redhead in the comments section below.

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  1. Very cool. Thanks for sharing.

  2. I saw the encore show he did in Vancouver last month. It was seriously one of the best live shows I had ever attended. I’ve been a lifelong fan of his and his style of comedy and seeing him live with my buddies was an absolute thrill. The band was amazing, the songs were great, the comedy was out of this world… it was perfect.

    Best of all (for me at least) I got to meet LaBamba after the show, he signed a VHS copy I had of Cona’s fifth anniversary special. :D

  3. I can’t wait to see him here in tennessee he’s doing the Bonnaroo music fest — I still have not watched Chinno

  4. This is fantastic news. I’m not much of a fan of Leno or Letterman fan so other than Fallon(who’s really gotten a lot better) I don’t watch late night shows anymore. I can’t wait to be a regular again once Conan comes back in November.

  5. Can’t wait for this on Dvd!

  6. No kidding…..DVD should be insane! CONAN RULES…..PERIOD!

  7. Conan is not very funny and he should be taken off the air and making fun of christmas well it’s just so cruel. So Conan I hate your shows and no one hardly watches you so why do you keep trying anyhow.

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