Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web. Today you’ll find everything Wrong With X2: X-Men United In 4 Minutes Or Less; a Step Up Parody; a SDCC 2013 music video; Deadpool vs SDCC 2013; and an Elder Scrolls Online Nord Beard. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

If you have any Geek Picks of your own, please send them to srgeekpicks(at)gmail(dot)com and you could be featured in a future post!

Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones

A new meme compares the awful things that happen in the Star Wars saga and the HBO series Games of Thrones. Be warned they contain spoilers, if you’re not current on both series.

Clap It Up (Step Up Parody)

San Diego Comic Con 2013 Cosplay Music Video

San Diego Comic Con – The biggest and best show for everything Comic, Film & Video related took place in July 2013. With some amazing cosplayers attending as part of The Nerdist we couldn’t resist bringing a little of our UK style of video to the show and film some of the best cosplayers we found.

TOM CRUISE & CHRIS HARDWICK duet at Comic-Con! – Rock of Ages

From our friends at GeekNation, we bring you Tom Cruise and Chris Hardwick singing Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is” during the “Edge of Tomorrow” panel at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con International.

To see the full panel go to:
http://geeknation.com/videos/sdcc-13-…

NEXT PAGE: Everything Wrong with X2: X-Men United….

Lost Woods on accordion…on a unicycle…in the woods

Everything Wrong With X2: X-Men United In 4 Minutes Or Less

Say what?! Back-to-back sins videos? We’re doubling down this week on X-men movies, following up yesterday’s effort with a rundown of all the sins we could find in X2: X-Men United.

Artist Improves Wolverine Subway Ad


With just a little “enhancement” this ad for 20th Century Fox’s The Wolverine was improved by leaps and bounds.

26 Weird Animal Mating Habits – mental_floss on YouTube (Ep. 20)

A weekly show where knowledge junkies get their fix of trivia-tastic information. This week, John Green discusses 26 animals that have some rather weird mating habits. Yes. Including giraffes.

NEXT PAGE: Deadpool vs. Comic-Con 2013….

Convos With My 2-Year-Old – Episode 8 “Come On, Let’s Play”

Actual conversations with my 2-year-old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man – Episode 8. Season 1 Finale.

Superhero Depression

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2013

Deadpool makes his return to Comic-Con International (San Diego, CA)

Elder Scrolls Online Nord Beard


A Nord’s last thought should be of home.

Led to Skyrim by the legendary Ysgramor, the fair humans from Atmora are known for their prowess as warriors and their almost impervious resistance to the cold. Having a homeland like Atmora is like growing up in Northern Alaska then moving to Southern Illinois; a harsh winter blizzard is like the first day of summer on the coast back home. This doesn’t mean that the Nords don’t get a bit chilly at times, but they don’t bust out their sweaters.

The beard is like a hand knit wool sweater for the face and neck. When winter approaches in Skyrim they just ease up on the trimming. But for those of us that aren’t built to ooze cascading waterfalls of full, thick, unbridled warmth, there’s the Elder Scrolls Online Nord Beard. Made of 100% acrylic, that channeling frost spell won’t have a chance to form those tedious chincicles.

NEXT PAGE: Ducktales the Scientifically Accurate version…

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

Real ducks are not nice to each other. Scientifically Accurate Duckberg would be closer to Mogadishu than the Magic Kingdom. Also, gold is not soft.

Batman Heels with Swarovski Crystals and Glitter


Holy Shiny Shoes Batman! Has the whole world gone batty?

You won’t need Robin in these kicks….show Gotham and the rest of us who’s boss in these comic crazed crystal creations.

These batman shoes are hand-painted and shielded in over 2000 Swarovski crystals that shine brighter than the bat signal itself.

Even the Joker is left speechless with the brilliance of these head-turning shoes.

Adorned in crystals these shoes are hand-painted and covered in crystals, they have a the Batman logo on the outside of each shoe with the word BATMAN up the side.

On the inside is the GOTHAM CITY SKYLINE and the words BIFF and KAPOW that is given one of a kind blingification.

The Heel is covered in black, gold and clear crystals with BAM! hand painted and glittered on the sole.

Nick and Siri play Dungeons and Dragons

Siri is the worst dungeon master.

That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

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