Casting Breakdown For ‘Conan’ Remake

/Film pointed us to a detailed breakdown for the characters in Marcus Nispel’s reboot of Conan The Barbarian, which is scheduled to begin shooting in Bulgaria in February. Nispel brought us Friday the 13th (2009) and The Very Best of Cher: The Video Hits Collection. If he can slip the right character into that “If I Could Turn Back Time” outfit, I’ll go see Conan in the theaters 32 times. However, dress that outfit on the wrong character and who knows how many cities will burn?

IMDB lists Roland Kickinger as being rumored to play the barbarian. You might remember him from such films as Terminator Salvation (he played the T-800’s body) and Lethal Weapon 4. Thomas Dean Donnelly and Joshua Oppenheimer, the gentlemen credited with writing Conan, worked together previously penning the scripts for Sahara and Dead of Night.

Without further ado, check out the casting criteria for the Conan remake:

WARNING SOME OF THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED SPOILERS:

[ CONAN ]
He’s in his 20s to early 30s, Caucasian, powerfully built, broad-shouldered, sun browned skin lined with scars. Piercing blue eyes and square-cut black mane, tall. He is a savage killer that has matured into the refinement his father tried to teach him when he was young. Conan is very smart, almost inhumanly strong, and very cunning. His entire life, from the moment of his birth, has been shaped by violence. Being the last of his tribe and having to watch his father die a cruel death, he is determined avenge his peoples’ slaughter by killing all those who led the attack on the Cimmerians, including the all-powerful Khalar Singh. He is prepared to die in order to accomplish his goal. What Conan did not expect, was to find a reason to live… LEAD

[ TAMARA ]
She is 18 to 24 years old, Caucasian or Middle Eastern, open to all ethnicities; beautiful, studious, correct, a novitiate of a Greek influenced monastery. A master of martial arts, she has been trained to be the Queen’s servant, bodyguard and best friend. She and many other female bodyguards to the queen have been in hiding most of their lives because of the curse of Acheron, which would take the queen’s life to bring almost immortal power to its king. When Khalar Singh, a powerful warlord with ambitions to become the king of Acheron, storms the monastery and captures all of the novitiates, she is separated from Ilira, the one she must protect. With all of her strength and will, Tamara is determined to find and rescue her. She finds herself in league with Conan because of a mutual need to find Khalar Singh. She is not in the least intimidated by Conan’s size or grim demeanor and their alliance eventually blossoms into something that surprises them both… LEAD

[ KHALAR SINGH ]
He’s in his 40s to 50s, Asian or Middle Eastern, Central Asian, Mongol, Turkish, or Persian, open to all ethnicities; commanding in size and manner, a warlord and formidable warrior, brilliant, cruel, weathered and tanned by the many campaigns he has waged and won. He is driven in his quest to find the Queen of Acheron and has been building an empire to do so. His goal is to find the Queen whose blood will bring life to the demonic minions of Acheron while making himself king of this hellish power. With this power, Khalar will protect his legacy against the onslaught of master sorcerer, Thoth-Amon so that his weak son, Fariq may rule after his death. While riding into a Cimmerian village to recruit his old comrade, Corin, his large collection of mercenaries slaughters them to the last soul when Corin refuses to join them. The village’s only survivor was young Conan. When Khalar’s search has finally narrowed to the likely discovery of the queen at a monastery of female monks, he also learns Conan is older and hungry for revenge… LEAD

[ UKAFA ]
He’s in his 30s-40, very dark-skinned African or African American, massively framed at six-foot-five, gold-toothed, hardened by a lifetime of war, a leader of Kushite Tribemen from the savannahs of Kush. Ukafa is Khalar Singh’s second in command, jealous that Singh’s son, Fariq, will one day be warlord. He obeys his leader but plots the overthrow of his son. He is a mighty warrior and unbeatable in battle—until he comes face to face with Conan. LEAD

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cenobite

Andrew McClaren, good luck.

But should you get the role, then do not, repeat DO NOT ask Schwarzenegger about Conan. He knows nothing about the characther, and was not qualified to portray him in the first place. You are bound to be better.

Read the original Conan stories by Robert E. Howard, or ask the regurlars at the conan.com furum. That way, you will learn who Conan is. Schwarzenegger can only teach you who Conan is NOT.

Andrew McLaren

I am Andrew McLaren and I am also a front runner to play Conan, please check my website out. www.andrew-mclaren.com Thanks everyone for your interest and support, I promise if I'm cast I will make this film better than the original and will be sure to use Arnolds advice.

Malak

Stop the madness. Sign the petition:

Having several competing petitions floating all over the web would do no good.

Paradox need to see a single list of outraged fans.

http://www.conan.com/invboard/index.php?showtop...

Emerson

This movie seems doomed to succeed.

First, the film is written by Thomas Dean Donnelly and Joshua Oppenheimer. These two screenwriters are widely ridiculed for their lack of creativity. They pen cliche, formulaic scripts with no soul. Worse, Donnelly and Oppenheimer are unfamiliar with Robert E. Howard's Conan stories and they seemingly know very little about the Hyborian Age.

Second, the film is directed by Marcus Nispel, a B-grade director. His best film is "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (2003) and that film is rated at a miserable 6.1 on IMDB.com. Nispel was hired to replace Brett Ratner, another terrible director. Ratner disliked the script. You know a screenplay must be very bad when Ratner turns it down.

Third, the film ignores Robert E. Howard's classic stories and neuters the character. Instead of faithfully adapting Howard's famous Cimmerian, Hollywood is once again butchering the literary material in order to create a mindless action-movie.

In summary, poor screenwriters coupled with a poor director means a poor movie. They might as well replace Nispel with Uwe Boll and hire Ehren Kruger to butcher it even more.

hamlet3k

Amra's got a lot of fine points, there. This isn't Robert Howard's "Conan" any more than the first two films were.

I seem to recall Conan's mother being alive, even when he's an adult... He drops by his village to visit with her once and she lovingly treats him like a kid -- I think it's kind of heartwarming to know that the big brute has a soft spot for his mum and fellow villagers that can razz him when he pops in. Why do filmmakers always have to portray Conan as "the last of his kind"? Is it some "tragic hero" horsesh*t? Give him a family, for crying out loud. Humanize him.

Frankly, the "out for vengeance" schtick played out just fine in the first Conan picture. I'm not a fan of dipping back into the same well. I rather like the unlikely hero angle from "The God in the Bowl" and "Rouges in the House". You want to give this new Conan a different feel? Try reading the source material and making him actually closer to the Conan of the books: an amoral swordsman, a young, intelligent, wandering vagabond, like a hulking Malcolm Reynolds or a giant Han Solo. :) Giving Conan a vengeance kick is giving the writers/directors carte blanche to make him a brooding, silent slab of Austrian meat... Something I've seen before.

Mad Rufus

This was Hollywoods opportunity to get it right, anyone that has read the Howard stories, whether it's Conan, Cormac Mac Art, Solomon Kane or Bran Mac Morn, are instantly hooked and will tell you that the 1980's film versions were like a Disney version of a DeCamp and Carter story rather than a Howard story. I'd hoped that Robert Rodregez or Ridley Scott would run with it but was hopefull when I new that Nispel had at least done graphic horror which was promising until I read the casting spoilers and it seems to be a remake of Milus's story rather than a Howard one. It sounds all very 80's cheese and in an era when films like Galdiator, Troy and the upcoming Robin Hood have reintroduced the sword and thunder Epics back to the screens we've got another 2 dimensional Conan that, if played by another blond Austrian bodybuilder, will be far better off being a comedy version in the style of Airplane and Scary Movie than a film to be taken seriuosly. With a Gerard Butler type in the lead and a great script this could be incredible and Nispel would have a chance to be top of the tree along with Cameron and Scott etc.