10 Movie & TV Weapons We Want Science To Create

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Best Movie TV Weapons We Want Science to Create 10 Movie & TV Weapons We Want Science To Create

Since the first adventure films featured iconic cowboys charging into battle wielding six-shooters, medieval knights drawing swords on the battlefield, and heroes of the future with laser blasters at their side, cinema’s love affair with firearms (and the men and women who wield them) has been set in stone. But real weapons could only scratch the itch for so long; eventually, movie audiences began to crave not the guns and heroes of the past, but those of the future.

Over the past century, science fiction and fantasy have done their best to show off technology and weapons just beyond the grasp of modern minds, hinting at the kinds of discoveries that may or may not exist in humanity’s future. Not all of them will be attained within our lifetime, but we’ve decided to shine the spotlight on a few movie and TV weapons that we feel science actually could – and absolutely should – create.

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1. Sick Stick, Minority Report (2002)

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It seems not a day goes by without a police/Taser story grabbing headlines, which leads us to ask: Isn’t there a better solution than running large doses of electric current through a person’s body? Luckily, Minority Report holds the answer. It’s no coincidence that the 2002 sci-fi thriller is often pointed to as a portent of what may come; when director Steven Spielberg set out to create his vision of the future, he turned to some of the world’s brightest and most forward-looking thinkers to see where technology would head in the coming years. And few are more memorable than the aptly-named ‘Sick Stick.’

Forget electrocution – as the name suggests, once this baton makes contact with an assailant, suspect, or friendly officer, it triggers a strong vomiting reflex. The thinking here is brilliant: no matter how tough, how large, or how enraged a suspect may be, every man or woman is reduced to a helpless mess when nausea takes over. Think of how many injuries or torment could be spared, and how much more enjoyable a police officer’s day would become if the Sick Stick became reality? We feel it’s only a matter of time.

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2. M56 Smart Gun, Aliens (1986)

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The M41A Pulse Rifle used by the Colonial Marines of James Cameron’s Aliens (1986) gets the lion’s share of attention when discussing the film’s most iconic weaponry. But given that it’s just an upgraded version of the standard M1A1 Thompson, we tend to think that if forward-looking weapons experts want to tackle one of the film’s firearms, then the M56 Smart Gun is a far better candidate.

Overlooking the terrifying size of the gun itself – requiring a servo-powered harness to be worn by the operator just to wield it – the technology driving it is staggering. That same harness actually takes the need to track targets away from the soldier, as the gun’s infrared tracking essentially turns the soldier toward the target as it moves. Unloading up to 1200 high-explosive rounds per minute, the M56 Smart Gun would make a one man army out of just about anyone.

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3. XZ Pistol, Buck Rogers

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It’s difficult to imagine the genre of science fiction/adventure without the presence of rayguns, blasters, rocket pistols, or any variation thereof. It’s even harder to believe that nearly all of them owe their existence to the character Buck Rogers, bursting onto the comic strip scene in 1926, and leaping to radio, movie serials, and television in the decades to come. And Buck’s signature weapon was every bit as famous.

Becoming one of the first fictional firearms to displace the cowboy six-shooter in both design and laser-fueled potency, Buck Rogers’ firearms would go on to influence the design of nearly every futuristic blaster designed afterward. So it seems unthinkable that modern weapon designers have abandoned the notion of a pocket-sized rocket launcher completely (honestly, we would settle for any form of ‘raygun’ at this point). If there’s any hope of making it possible by The 25th Century, the experts had better get to work.

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4. Sonic Gun, Minority Report (2002)

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The Sick Sticks weren’t the only non-lethal weaponry on display in Minority Report, but if we were forced to decide between those used by its many branches of law enforcement, there’s no question that the ‘Sonic Guns’ have a far more satisfying impact. The explosive wave of concussive sound and force may not kill its intended target, but it certainly doesn’t guarantee their safety.

Granted, the main action sequence featuring the sonic weapons shows a few downsides of the technology. For starters, a single shot can send the target flying through the air, along with any objects in immediate proximity. Making it something of a fire and shrapnel-less explosion obviously reduces its uses as a precision weapon, but for crowd control (or bouncy castles) we can’t think of a more appropriate tool.

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5. Noisy Cricket, Men in Black (1997)

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The range of De-Atomizers may be the most futuristic, sleek, and versatile weapons in the arsenal of the Men in Black, but no gun proved that good things come in small packages like the Noisy Cricket. While small in size (and name), it is more than noisy in the field. Projecting a blast of energy capable of decimating steel, concrete, and just about any other man-made material, it takes precision and physical strength completely out of the equation.

We admit that the rules of physics make the invention of a real-world Noisy Cricket unlikely; if firing the weapon carries enough punch to throw the wielder off their feet, it’d hard to see that problem ever being solved. However, the gun has been seen to fire a controllable shot in other films, and while others might call that a mistake in the films’ fiction, we see it as a sign that the technology is already becoming more manageable.

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6. Lawgiver, Dredd (2012)

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We’ll begin arguing our case by first stating that we have no desire to see the world’s future resemble that of Dredd in any way, shape, or form. However, those who saw the recent adaptation of the comic book series know that it could certainly hold some promise for fans of no-holds-barred gunfighting and iconic lawmen. As impressive as Karl Urban’s turn as the titular Judge was, his signature handgun deserves just as much attention.

The name of the ‘Lawgiver’ alone leaves a strong standard to meet, but it comes equipped to help every Judge dispense justice as they see fit. Whether that means stunning an enemy, penetrating their armor, or simply burning them to a crisp, the Lawgiver’s swappable rounds put a wide range of attacks a simple spoken command away. Luckily, the Lawgiver is also programmed only to fire for its assigned officer – a feature we desperately hope is retained if this ever makes the jump from fiction to real-world policing.

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7. Plasma Caster, Predator (1987)

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Again, we’re not eager to bring the alien race known as ‘Predators’ (or Yautja to their friends) to Earth any time soon. But we wouldn’t mind getting a closer look at their shoulder-mounted Plasma Caster in order to recreate the technology for our own use. So once more, we turn to the brightest scientific minds of the day to aid us in doing the extraordinary: creating one of the coolest movie weapons without needing to be slaughtered by alien hunters to accomplish it.

Any fan of the Predator films (or later Alien spinoffs, for that matter) are familiar with the weapon: a shoulder-mounted cannon tracks targets by linking with the user’s helmet before unleashing a bolt of ionized gas, heated to extreme temperatures. The result is a ball of plasma which can be guided to a target and ‘shatters’ on impact. Several nations are investigating plasma-based weaponry, so it seems only a matter of time until this weapon becomes a reality (even if the alien hunters consider it a less noble weapon).

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8. Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon, The Fifth Element (1997)

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There are too many films featuring a ‘weapons demonstration’ scene to list, but the one featured in The Fifth Element stands out for several reasons. Depicting Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman) demonstrating his ‘Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon’ to a group of alien buyers, the weapon proves to possess nearly every kind of projectile a mercenary or formal army could hope for.

Featuring standard automatic machine gun fire, guided bullet systems, poison darts, small rockets, flamethrower, ‘Ice-Cold System’ and a mysterious red button (don’t ask about the red button), the Pod Weapon stands as evidence that occasionally, one gun really can do it all. Now modern arms manufacturers just have to pull off the feat as well.

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9. Lightsaber, Star Wars (1966-2013)

Best TV Movie Weapons Star Wars Lightsaber 10 Movie & TV Weapons We Want Science To Create

While Star Wars may masquerade as science fiction to the casual viewer, the signature weapon of the film’s heroes (and villains) makes its fantasy roots clear. The Jedi and Sith, like the honorable armies of history, cast off projectile weapons and crude explosives for the elegant and graceful technology of the Lightsaber. A single blade of pure energy capable of dropping an enemy with a single swing or thrust.

Initially depicted as a blade of immense energy and power, the weapons were originally wielded as effectively as a rapier (we can only assume Anakin Skywalker… forgot how to use it with speed). Unfortunately, the rise of ballistic technology made swords and sabers obsolete. And if we’re completely honest, the kind of technology required to form a single blade of tangible light may remain fiction for all time. But that will never stop us from hoping that the weapon can one day become real, even if it requires an immense generator and small fortune to attain.

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10. Phasers, Star Trek

Best Movie TV Weapons Star Trek Phasers 10 Movie & TV Weapons We Want Science To Create

Arguably the most enduring and varied weapon on our list, the Phasers of Star Trek in their many forms have persisted since The Original Series. Over the years, the portable version of the weapons have resembled retro laser pistols, TV remotes, stun guns, and most recently – in J.J. Abrams’ reboot – like standard pistols. But while the appearance has changed, the fact remains: the Phaser is as iconic as the members of Starfleet themselves.

To be clear, the Phasers are not the same as traditional laser or plasma weapons. Instead, the firearms are classified as particle weapons, inflicting damage by launching a bolt of radiated particles at the intended target. Unlike standard projectile or even directed energy weapons, the particles could be used to heat, kill, disintegrate, or – famously – stun enemies. Versatility, compact form factor, and a name that never gets old makes the Star Trek Phaser untouchable in our eyes.

The technology may still be more at home in a physics laboratory than a weapons manufacturer, but most of creator Gene Roddenberry’s predictions for the future have proven accurate in one way or another. Could the same be true of Phasers? Only time will tell, but our fingers are crossed.

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Conclusion

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Those are just a small slice of fictional weapons that stand a chance at someday becoming a reality, but there are dozens, even thousands more that live just on the fringes of our scientific knowledge. Which movie and TV weapons do you think might one day be possible, or deserve some credit regardless of how real or unreal they may be? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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  1. The world needs giant fighting super robots.

  2. I wouldn’t mind an iron man suit.

  3. Lightsabers… No! Nr.1 It can’t happen. Nr.2 It’s cool that it’s unique, and fictional. You will never be able to say: “Yep, i got 3 of those at home”. Anakin Skywalker forgot how to use it with speed? Mm, i would say he was a better swordfighter in the originals as Darth Vader, than he was as Anakin, and did stupid, pointless flips and spinning. In the prequel fights, it looks more like they are dancing.

    • Other than that, nice article, even though it’s mostly wishthinking :)

      • You should watch Sci Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible and have a real physicist, Michio Kaku, explain to you how to make a real lightsaber Mr. PhD in physics xD

  4. Iron Man Proton Cannon.
    and yeah.. I know is videogame stuff.

    I dream in hopes of someday actually see this weapon in some film featuring Iron Man.

  5. No more guns at all. They need to invent the better crime fighter instead of guns because people killing people with guns no matter how advance technology like in Men in Black would be. Guns are guns anyway. No more!

    • Yeah, why the hell always invent guns that kill people, what about more Guns who are actualy knock out people.
      What do you expect from an American Website.
      Its always about killing.

      • @Diehardjagged – Might be the most ironic comment ever from someone named “DIEHARD”. Tell you what though, the next time an alien is breathing down your neck, trying knocking him out or better yet, throw flowers at him.

        Figures you didn’t read the article though (just look at the pretty pictures?), since 4 of the 10 items listed are non-lethal.

        Thanks for playing.

        Paul

        • Being an American and prior service, it amazes me how often people look for excuses to point fingers at the USA when, just in the last 20 years alone, so many revolutions and violent social clashes between governments and populations have occurred worldwide, elsewhere.

          Even stating that the US, which exports about 30% of weapons throughout the globe (with Russia a close second at about 23%) isn’t a reason unless someone honestly believes that the buyers are, somehow, being victimized.

          Violence is simply violence and it doesn’t require guns. Perhaps people should point fingers at rioters throwing bricks and the people who made the buildings they came from?

          • Small minds tend to need a target to lay all their blame and hostility toward. Right now the popular target for such people is USA. So don’t be too surprised.

    • Is it really necessary from a “FANTASY” wish list to become a political discussion?

    • And in Europe its always Americans coming to have to rescue Europeans who trusted their government with their arms.

      We’ve done it twice, though the first time hardly enough to count, and we really don’t want to do it again. Please rearm the civilian populace of western Europe with military grade weapons so they can “vote” in future elections held by Russia in their countries.

  6. in the last pic with eddie muprhy in wich movie is that caus i really don’t remember that i am pretty sure i have seen all of his movie

  7. Too bad the governments of the world will make it illegal to possess them. Then use it against it’s citizens.

  8. Really? “and absolutely should” Seriously? Wow.

  9. What about the revolver from Roger Rabbit?

    • !!! A+ !!!

  10. What about spidey shooters dude! Crap list all of them are the same freaking thing, all laser guns…..

  11. I personally am still waiting for the Weirding Modules from David Lynch’s Dune to become a reality.

    • “My name is a Killing Word” ~ Paul Atreides

      +1 Sir, an excellent choice.

      For myself I will never be satisfied until I possess my very own Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

  12. Golden Gun

  13. Jesse Ventura Mini Gun in predator…

    • But that’s a real life gun :P

  14. Not sure if you saw this last year, but the technology to someday build a real lightsaber like weapon has already been discovered

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57604823-1/science-trumps-the-force-to-create-a-real-life-lightsaber/#!

    • Harvard scientists did create a light saber but it is not able to cut anything, it is just a controlled/maintained beam of interacting photons.

      • It’s a start, though!! 20 years from now who knows what this will bring?

  15. I am greatly impressed by “Noisy Cricket” gun which was used in Man In Black movie. This is just amazing concept and our science should give it a thought to make it in real.It will not only cover less space but also support army.

  16. An ironman suit is the best weapon ever shown on celluloid. The best and most advanced and most coolest! An ironman suit would outdo every other fictional weapon out there in the movies.

  17. I want a lightsaber/sick stick combo in the next Star Wars.

  18. How about a wave motion gun from Starblazers? Actually would love to see a live action Starblazers movie!!

  19. Where is the Proton Pack?!

  20. Star wars is not fantasy.

  21. They forgot about all the cool weapons in Runaway (1984), like heat seeking bullets, acid spiders, and those car bomb things

  22. Actually, the sonic weapons are already being developed and in use.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPhNg_t9ZE

    Not exactly the sonic gun.

  23. All I have to say is the show “Sci Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible” covers a lot of this from real physicists
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sci_Fi_Science:_Physics_of_the_Impossible

    And physicists have made an antimatter gun which I guess would be like a few of these weapons http://phys.org/news/2013-06-physicists-tabletop-antimatter-gun.html

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