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White House Down: MTV Safe House
Agent Cale ( Channing Tatum ) and President Sawyer ( Jamie Foxx ) escape from a terrorist attack on the White House and find a secure location to hide out. They find themselves in a safe house used by MTV to protect its cast of characters from paparazzi and fans.
Perhaps The Avengers 2 will delve more into how the existence of a team of superheroes (some of which have magical powers) affects everyday life around the globe, but until then here’s a fun little exercise pieced together by MediAvengers that imagines what the covers of your favorite magazines and gossip rags would actually look like in a world where those Avengers are actually real people who date, fight crime and hide from the paparazzi. Our personal favorite? The Captain America Time cover. Yeah, we’d actually like to read that article …
The 3 Worst Lessons Taught by 80s Sports Movies
The Rocky franchise is wish-fulfillment — like Disney for the sad, embarrassing wishes of adults.
Top 10 Unique Horror Movie Kills
Please be advised, this video contains mature content. We’re not joking, it gets pretty gnarly.
The body counts are always high, but only the special few stay with us. Join WatchMojo as they count down the top 10 unique horror movie kills.