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July 28th, 2005 

I’ll see your Mosaic browser, and raise you one Lynx browser (all text baby, yeah!).

Since when has a trailer narration been anything but cheesy? :confused: The word that came to mind when I heard the narration was “ineffective.”

I’m sure you’re right; it will probably be a popcorn movie. These guys must think they’ll be the lone exceptions to the “all movies based on video games suck” rule. For my money, I would have preferred a movie adaptation of Duke Nukem. Come get some…!

Brian

Zipper Stevens said,
July 28th, 2005 

I was hoping for a glimpse of the Cyberdemon with its rocket launcher for a right arm. In the second Doom (or the first, I forget) there was nothing more intimidating than hearing it’s giant hoof steps in the room you were about to enter. As you approached the door, a rocket would crash into the other side of it right before you would try to enter. Creepy. Something like that should rival the Balrog from LOTR.

Thomas said,
July 29th, 2005 

Ah, the Balrog. Talk about a badly conceived movie monster. It looked and sounded like a big dumb creature akin to a T-Rex. Not a terrible and powerful sorcerer that could counter a spell of Gandalf’s and send him hurtling backwards down a flight of stairs. I don’t recall there being any mention of the Balrog roaring in the books. Regardless, besides the fact that it was bigger than Gandalf, I didn’t see any reason to be scared of it. Now the Cyberdemon versus Gandalf. That would be a fight I’d pay to see.