Comments on: Absurd News Of The Day: Jurassic Park 4 = Armed Dinosaurs

By: none

none — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:22:30 +0000

I hope this time, they give the sleestaks uzi’s instead of pencil-tossing crossbows

By: dominic babcock

dominic babcock — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:14:44 +0000

well im with what vic said they should just have them gettin off the island and getting into like new york city or new jersey and the people just like fighting for there lives and the rest of mankind

By: FlameStrike

FlameStrike — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:44:06 +0000

Gee, sounds like all they’re missing is having people riding along on the dinos and controlling telepathically.

Of course, if they did that, they’d have another live action adaptation of an 80′s cartoon.

By: heath

heath — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:31:03 +0000

Sounds like one-time Iron Man movie producer Don Murphy’s adaptation of WE3 (http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6196), about animals with combat suits. Ugh…Even by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely.

heath

By: Screen Rant

Screen Rant — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 21:40:10 +0000

I don’t know… either way it’s ridiculous and IMHO the next story should involve the dino’s having gotten off the island, multiplying their numbers by huge amounts and how the world is dealing with having dinosaurs in their midst again.

Vic

By: Alcadyzaar

Alcadyzaar — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 21:11:19 +0000

Methinks something was misconstrued in the spreading of the rumor somewhere….
….mayhaps instead of being “Armed” they ment “Armored”.

Can you imagine a T-rex trying to clear a jam on an M16? LOL (Do dinos even have opposable thumbs?)

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:48:40 +0000

No WAY. This is awful and totally insulting to T-Rex. I am hoping that somehow in a future world when the dinos walks again T Rex’ll find the living relative of whoever thought up this lame idea and bite that chump…

By: Alcadyzaar

Alcadyzaar — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:18:15 +0000

*Take your pick of the following:*

There is no place like home..
There is no place like home…
There is no place like home….

Knock, Knock, Neo…
The matrix has you…

Wake up, damn it. Don’t go to the light!

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

By: heath

heath — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:13:01 +0000

I first heard about this back in 2004 or 2005 at http://www.dansjp3page.com. I liked JP3, but was hoping for the rumored “Final Extinction” storyline, where the dinos are over-running the earth. If you look at the special features, the logo for that is in there.

John Sayles is re-writing.

heath