Talk about beating a dead horse (or is that milking a dead cow?)… The rumor (one can only hope this is a rumor) is that Jurassic Park 4 is moving forward and that in this sequel the government will train the dinosaurs to use weapons.
(pause for awkward silence)
I kid you not, at least accoring to Bloody-Disgusting.com. They also said that Laura Dern will be back but that Sam Neill won’t (good call, Sam).
I guess that a velociraptor or a T-Rex just isn’t dangerous enough on it’s own.
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Why doesn’t an idea like this sound as dumb to the person who approves it to move forward as it does to the rest of us?
Yeesh.
Source: Bloody Disgusting
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I first heard about this back in 2004 or 2005 at http://www.dansjp3page.com. I liked JP3, but was hoping for the rumored “Final Extinction” storyline, where the dinos are over-running the earth. If you look at the special features, the logo for that is in there.
John Sayles is re-writing.
heath
*Take your pick of the following:*
There is no place like home..
There is no place like home…
There is no place like home….
Knock, Knock, Neo…
The matrix has you…
Wake up, damn it. Don’t go to the light!
Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
No WAY. This is awful and totally insulting to T-Rex. I am hoping that somehow in a future world when the dinos walks again T Rex’ll find the living relative of whoever thought up this lame idea and bite that chump…
Methinks something was misconstrued in the spreading of the rumor somewhere….
….mayhaps instead of being “Armed” they ment “Armored”.
Can you imagine a T-rex trying to clear a jam on an M16? LOL (Do dinos even have opposable thumbs?)
Vic
Sounds like one-time Iron Man movie producer Don Murphy’s adaptation of WE3 (http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6196), about animals with combat suits. Ugh…Even by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely.
heath
Gee, sounds like all they’re missing is having people riding along on the dinos and controlling telepathically.
Of course, if they did that, they’d have another live action adaptation of an 80’s cartoon.
well im with what vic said they should just have them gettin off the island and getting into like new york city or new jersey and the people just like fighting for there lives and the rest of mankind
I hope this time, they give the sleestaks uzi’s instead of pencil-tossing crossbows
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