dinosaur with gun Absurd News Of The Day: Jurassic Park 4 = Armed DinosaursTalk about beating a dead horse (or is that milking a dead cow?)… The rumor (one can only hope this is a rumor) is that Jurassic Park 4 is moving forward and that in this sequel the government will train the dinosaurs to use weapons.

(pause for awkward silence)

I kid you not, at least accoring to Bloody-Disgusting.com. They also said that Laura Dern will be back but that Sam Neill won’t (good call, Sam).

I guess that a velociraptor or a T-Rex just isn’t dangerous enough on it’s own.

Why doesn’t an idea like this sound as dumb to the person who approves it to move forward as it does to the rest of us?


Source: Bloody Disgusting