Absurd News Of The Day: Jurassic Park 4 = Armed Dinosaurs

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dinosaur with gun Absurd News Of The Day: Jurassic Park 4 = Armed DinosaursTalk about beating a dead horse (or is that milking a dead cow?)… The rumor (one can only hope this is a rumor) is that Jurassic Park 4 is moving forward and that in this sequel the government will train the dinosaurs to use weapons.

(pause for awkward silence)

I kid you not, at least accoring to Bloody-Disgusting.com. They also said that Laura Dern will be back but that Sam Neill won’t (good call, Sam).

I guess that a velociraptor or a T-Rex just isn’t dangerous enough on it’s own.


Why doesn’t an idea like this sound as dumb to the person who approves it to move forward as it does to the rest of us?

Yeesh.

Source: Bloody Disgusting

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  1. I first heard about this back in 2004 or 2005 at http://www.dansjp3page.com. I liked JP3, but was hoping for the rumored “Final Extinction” storyline, where the dinos are over-running the earth. If you look at the special features, the logo for that is in there.

    John Sayles is re-writing.

    heath

  2. *Take your pick of the following:*

    There is no place like home..
    There is no place like home…
    There is no place like home….

    Knock, Knock, Neo…
    The matrix has you…

    Wake up, damn it. Don’t go to the light!

    Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

  3. Methinks something was misconstrued in the spreading of the rumor somewhere….
    ….mayhaps instead of being “Armed” they ment “Armored”.

    Can you imagine a T-rex trying to clear a jam on an M16? LOL (Do dinos even have opposable thumbs?)

  4. I don’t know… either way it’s ridiculous and IMHO the next story should involve the dino’s having gotten off the island, multiplying their numbers by huge amounts and how the world is dealing with having dinosaurs in their midst again.

    Vic

  5. No WAY. This is awful and totally insulting to T-Rex. I am hoping that somehow in a future world when the dinos walks again T Rex’ll find the living relative of whoever thought up this lame idea and bite that chump…

  6. Sounds like one-time Iron Man movie producer Don Murphy’s adaptation of WE3 (http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6196), about animals with combat suits. Ugh…Even by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely.

    heath

  7. Gee, sounds like all they’re missing is having people riding along on the dinos and controlling telepathically.

    Of course, if they did that, they’d have another live action adaptation of an 80′s cartoon.

  8. well im with what vic said they should just have them gettin off the island and getting into like new york city or new jersey and the people just like fighting for there lives and the rest of mankind

  9. I hope this time, they give the sleestaks uzi’s instead of pencil-tossing crossbows

  10. For jurrasic park 4 storyline could be a dead dinosaur washes up on some beach..scientists go to the island to investigate and find lot sick dinosaurs ill with some dino virus..will the humans save them or let the dinos be extinct once again