Welcome to Screen Rant’s “Geek Picks,” where we collect the finest movie-related geekery from around the Web. Today you’ll find the 100 greatest action movie punchlines; a Lord Of The Rings review by girls who haven’t seen it; Chuck Norris topping Van Damme’s epic splits; Elf On The Shelf explained by people who don’t have kids; a fangirl rendition of Jingle Bells; and find out how to drive in a stunty way. All that and more on this edition of SR’s Geek Picks!

To kick things off today, FilmSchoolRejects has the 13 best action movies of 2013.

WhatCulture has the 10 Best Horror Movies Of 2013.

Slate has The People Who Inspired Inside Llewyn Davis.

If you have any Geek Picks of your own, please send them to srgeekpicks(at)gmail(dot)com and you could be featured in a future post!

Epic Christmas Splits

Christmas greeting from Delov Digital

Elf On The Shelf Explained By People Who Don’t Have Kids

An estimated 6 million copies of Elf on the Shelf have sold since 2005. The toy is hugely popular among parents with small kids. But we wanted to know what people without kids think about it.

A Christmas Wish

A Very Fangirl Christmas


Nothing says christmas more than gathering around the tree, hanging stockings, and fangirling! This holiday season the fangirls are bringing you their own geeky rendition of “Jingle Bells”.

Spider-Man Shopping

Spider Man Shopping SR Geek Picks: 100 Greatest Action Movie Punchlines, Chuck Norris Vs. Van Damme Epic Splits, & More!

2013 Was A Crazy Year

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100 Greatest Action Movie Punchlines

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Lara Croft, Master Chief, and Assassin Connor set out to steal Mario’s treasured power-ups. Mario shows them the true meaning of power.

Check out the Behind-The-Scenes!

Cardboard Warfare 2.5: World of Warplanes

Three pilots celebrate Fred Christensen’s birthday on the long flight home. HQ interrupts their celebration with a urgent order. The pilots are forced to go on their last mission together after learning they aren’t going to make it back home.

5 Monsters That Had to Get Different Jobs

Think you got it rough? Try finding work when you’re a washed-up carnivorous
blob from outer space. Or a giant fire-breathing lizard with emphysema. Or
Freddy Krueger, with “20 years of murdering teens” on his résumé.

How To Drive in a Stunty Way

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The Wong Way

Looks like the Sneaky Zebra boys are in a bit of trouble, luckily they have FreddieW & Jimmy Wong on hand to help out.

CM Punk, AJ Lee, & Team WWE wrestle Nerdist: All Star Celebrity Bowling

It’s a no-holds barred edition of All Star Celebrity Bowling, as WWE Superstars CM Punk, AJ Lee, Fandango, and Kofi Kingston try to put Team Nerdist into submission.

Gandalf shows up at the NYC IMAX midnight premiere of The Desolation of Smaug!

Sir Ian speaks to the fans!

Google is Going to Blackmail You

Google is trying harder than ever to force people to sign up for Google Plus. And now, they’ve discovered a new strategy to do this: either you join Plus, or they’ll release your search history and all the private information they’ve learned about you over the years.

“Life with Max” (Trailer Mashup)

Sean Klitzner filmed exactly 26 shots and created 3 different trailers (Drama, Horror Comedy) using the exact same footage in each.

Ari and Emma Review Movies They’ve Never Seen: The Lord of the Rings

Because who cares, really?

As Ari and Emma get increasingly inebriated, they proceed to interweave the plots of movies they’ve never seen, across genres, spaces, and time.

Batman Graffiti

sneakylawyer and his girlfriend went urban exploring in Ronse (Belgium) and discovered a Batman-fan.

That’s all for today, folks! Be sure to check back tomorrow for more movie-related geekery.

Today’s picks have been brought to you by: ComedivaOnly LeighCollegeHumorTheVergeSean KlitznerMatthew PorterSneaky ZebraNerdistWishCineFixFreddieW (RocketJump)BuzzFeedYellowSlateCorridorDigital, mewlists, Birdbox StudioValentin BajkoviFunnyWhatCulture and FilmSchoolRejects.